This week's runners-up were furball for:
Nice oaky flavor with nutty overtones.
and Bongo870 for:
"I really must insist on taking your car keys."
The other captions:
Oh, boy I think I had too much! -- MaryAnn Michaels
Well, I've had enough, that lawn ornament is making sense. -- Joan
Him again?!? Gimme a drink! -- Trixie the Beagle
You're the only one that understands me Mr Chipmunck. -- Dan
I hate blind dates! -- Deborah
RELAXING AFTER A LONG DAY AT THE OFFICE -- VERONICA
Hey, Squirrel, you might like this wine, it's a little nutty. -- kk
Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away -- Dennis Shackelford
The Days of Wine and Beagles -- Lesley B. Dannelley
Come here often? -- Meg Az.
Glass of 1989 Riesling: $4.50; Annoying squirrel lawn ornament: $10.75, Frustrated beagle: priceless -- Dave Dwyer
By the third glass of wine, the squirrell is looking pretty good. -- Cara
There's nothing like sharing a drink with a friend. -- Emmitt's Aunt
Having had a few too many, he finally understands why "the girls all look prettier at closing time." -- Janiece
Don't blame yourself! It could happen to anyone! -- BustersMa
Why is the grass green -- Rob Basiliere
"oh chip, you say the nicest things. " **blush-blush** -- Carrie Beagle
Another session with my therapist. -- D. Philp
in a drunken stupor spencer promices Mr. Squirl he would not drive. -- firstname.lastname@example.org
Spenser agrees with Mr. Squirrel that wine does NOT taste just like grape juice. -- Kathy
I'm going to jump if he doesn't stop CHETTERING!! -- Becky F.
Good grief! Will she ever SHUT UP? -- Phil S.
Scooter says to himself "OK, No more blind dates, this one is the worst one yet. She's not even my species!!!" -- D. Apperley
I hope at last call......her teeth look a little smaller! -- Kellie Lightcap
Claytons waiter finally shows up and he is in the bathroom! -- Madolyn Beagle
Having some wine with his guest -- Craig Smith
Uneasy on their first date, Spencer quickly fakes a dry cough. -- Jen Salonen
Taking a time out from my Humans -- Lynette Gould
"She's the only girl I ever wanted, and she ups and leaves me..." -- greg baber
Settling In For The Evening -- Kerri
A squirrel , a glass of wine, what more could a dog want? -- Shanti
"Make it one for my baby and one for the road" -- Peggy
Yuck, that's worst then drinking out of the toilet! -- Sam Frosch
So you say your name is Harvey? -- J. Syron
"I see... plastic people. They're everywhere." -- J. Syron
They let the nuttiest people into this place! -- Suzy P.
Whaaassssssssssuuuuuup? -- Jill
"I think I'm gonna hurl." -- Eric