The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

October 15, 2004

Beagle boot camp, Day 1: Sgt. Kramer barks
at the new recruits, "Your mother is a chihuahua!"

Congratulations to Beaglemania,
winner of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was Dave Beagledad for:

    Pool's open! Lifeguard Clayton now on duty.


The other captions:

  • no diving allowed in the pool -- beagle boy
  • The most important lesson you can take away from here is ALWAYS know where the food is located. -- Sammie Beagle
  • "Scooter, Spenser........I told you guys not to drink outta my special bowl, now look at ya!" -- 1-0-1
  • Clayton's school of sniffing. -- Doc Holiday's (Beagle Extraordinaire) Mom
  • "Don't call me Sir, recruit. I work for a living!" -- J. Syron
  • "We better go, mommy's getting angry" ...............Bye
  • Clayton is beginning to think the kiddie pool he bought might be too small... -- Indy's dad
  • Listen up and don't be scared, class. This is what we call a water bowl. -- carlsca
  • NOW KIDS STAY IN LINE AND SHOW THEM WHAT UNCLE CLAYTON TEACH YOU ABOUT GOOD MANNERS -- SUNNY FLORES
  • Move along lil' doggies -- Trixie the Beagle
  • When I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles in a snowstorm for a drink of water! -- Regina & Magic the blind beagle
  • Scooter?? Spenser?? Mommy, I shrunk the brothers! -- Glizzzz
  • You can lead a beagle pup to water, but you can't make 'em drink! -- Scout's other half
  • Oh great! They drink, they pee in the house, and I get blamed!! -- Scout's other half
  • Beagle boot camp always starts with breakfast al fresco! -- Emmitt and Sammi's Mom
  • It's just a waterbowl guys - no baths for you yet! -- Andrea
  • Drill Sargeant Clayton instructs the new troops on proper drinking procedures -- Drew, Caron, Virginia, and Tinker
  • move it over squirt..that's my bowl! -- Lady & Tramp Beagle
  • You drink it..you go to the bowl, no it's the blue thing.. and sip..go ahead it's refreshing!! -- Lady & Tramp Beagle
  • Clayton begins to rethink his ambition of becoming a daycare provider. -- Benny's Mom
  • Supervising the puppies -- Andy Beagle's mom
  • Um, I thought you guys were adopted. -- Beagle Pile
  • Hold up, Bailey, we're going to have to fill that up more before I can teach you to swim. -- Swimming Beagle
  • Guys, hey, I'm the Alpha male...guys? -- Beta Beagle
  • No water?!?! What do you think we are, camels??? -- Suzan Zutaut
  • "AAAHHHhhhhhh........There's nothing like the aroma of puppy butt!" -- 1-0-1
  • Clayton doesn't like his lunch to still be movin' -- sam,zoey and romeo
  • Honey I shrunk Scooter and Spenser! -- SEB
  • The beagles find the fountain of youth. -- Joan
  • Filling up for housebreaking training. -- Gregory Jablynski
  • Clayton applied the 'Age before Beauty' adage when bathtime was annouced. -- Maggie - Moo's Mum
  • Clayton's Puppy Daycare...first lesson...teach puppies on proper bowl drinking without drowning! -- Vivian and my 3-pack Annie, Allie & Buddy
  • Haven't you heard?! Age before beauty. -- Jay Ranck
  • OK Troops...you WILL move away from the food dish! -- Roxy and Amy too.
  • NOT IN MY BOWL YOU DON'T -- Karen Haneline
  • Said the Big Bad Beagle to the Two Little Pups, "Who's been drinking from MY bowl?" -- Margie K. (Rosie and Sadie's mom)
  • "Honey, I shrunk the beagles!" -- Zoey Gooddog
  • "Oooooh, miniatures!" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • "I want them!" -- Meg Gooddog
  • Stay out of the deep end !!!
  • All right... who shrunk the pool? -- Scott M.
  • Who wants to go first? -- Adela
  • "wait, come back here, i'm not done talking to you two, next i want you to clean up my toy area"! -- beaglelinette
  • The Master Sergeant reviews the basics with the new recruits. -- Lucy is my furry roommate
  • You can lead a puppy to water but you can't make it drink! -- Joe Beagle Dude
  • Alright youngsters let's keep the line moving! -- Peachy Tribeagle of NC
  • ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED! -- CONNAN
  • "Okay, fine, you can each have a drink from my dish!" -- Melissa
  • Now remember kids, "Beagle's love to eat"!! -- Alise Thone
  • Now kids that right there is water. -- taylor carolan
  • kids, let me get in there and show you how it's done. -- Bandit
  • Time to move on boys, I'm waiting ..................... -- Precious the Beagle
  • OK, in you go. What's that? You don't want a bath? Sorry, you roll in poop, you get a bath! -- M. Wold
  • Ok, kids, here's the deal: The water bowl is for you, and the food bowl is for me. Got it? -- Fletcher
  • What? Did they shrink in the wash? Or am I getting bigger... -- Abigail van Beagle
  • Just being around these little runts, is making my nipples itch. -- Prada's evil clone
  • Ohhhhhhhhhh!!! Now look!! Puppy slober in my evian! -- Prada
  • I've got my eye on you 2, don't even think about chewing on that bowl. -- Prada's Daddy
  • Nose Down! March! -- molly eng
  • you can lead a dog to water............. -- Debra
  • OKAY GUYS ! BLUE bowl , RED bowl , BLUE bowl , RED bowl -- MOTOKO /Japan
  • Kids First! -- Lucy's Mom
  • Hey Strider, don't look now, but I think that big kid is watching us! -- Julie's kids
  • Drink this and then I 'll show you how to pee with your leg up! -- Anna
  • Excuse me squirt! Seniors first! -- Spanky & Daisy
  • Steal my water and you're going in! -- Dave Y.
  • Clayton, help us we're shrinking!!!!! -- S to the EB
  • Next thing you know they are going to want me to share my toys too.... -- jake
  • They think we can't sniff them when they go through water..... Just you wait and see... -- Linette Pearson (pearsonbunch@hotmail.com)
  • Psst! Just because they led you here doesn't mean you have to drink it! -- Barb
  • No caption: These guys are just too cute for words!!! -- Cindy Butler
  • Hey Spence and Scoote! Don't touch my Scotch! It was expensive!!!!!! -- Nougatnase
  • You can herd puppies to water but you can't make them drink. -- Sissie
  • Clayton is taking his role as foster Beagle very seriously. -- Bobbie
  • "Where's the beef?" -- D. Seagraves
  • Hup, Left, Right, Left - Keep Those Tails Up!!! -- Cinder and Benny's mom
  • "Down on all fours" would be redundant, so just give me twenty, you pups! -- Bean's Buddy
  • No, kids, that's vodka. The water is in the red bowl. -- Scooby's Family
  • "Belly up...to the bar, boys...belly up...to the bar!" -- Mo Beagle Hicks-Syron
  • Coming soon to a theater near you: Scooter, Spenser and Clayton in Honey, I Shrunk the Beagles -- Dauber
  • "Stay close, children. This is a big pool!" -- Emily S.
  • "Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?" -- Lauren
  • You can lead a pup to water... -- Kristy
  • Clayton wonders if his new body guards can protect him from the psycho-Scooter -- K Spivey
  • What in the name of beagle. I'm too old for this! -- Brandy and Melissa
  • Shouldn't this pool be bigger? -- Fred & SammyJo
  • We will miss you, but, not to worry, your new mom with love you. -- Cheryl G.