This week's runner-up was Dee and Max for:
"Woohoo!!!! The Buffet is OPEN!!!!"
Dave Dwyer's caption this week was:
Introducing the Kenmore Scooter 2000: Pot Scubber comes as standard equipment.
The other captions:
Laurie's new dishwasher came with a built-in garbage disposal -- Hambone
"And so powerful, there is no need to pre-rinse!" -- Dawn Eng
Scooter is totally oblivious to Laurie's latest ruse to give him a bath -- Hobbes
Hey, nobody told me we were having steak tonight! -- Emmitt's Mom
Where is my dinner bowl? It's time to eat, and I can't find it!!! -- Jay Ranck
I can clean these better than a machine -- Jay Ranck
I KNOW MY PLATE IS IN HERE -- VERONICA
The pre-pre-rinse cycle -- Nena Davis
Scooter gets the dishes clean without turning on the dishwasher. -- Cara
Scooter prays at the shrine of St. Couldahad -- Meg Az.
Who needs appliances when a beagle is in residence -- Ray Ray
Don't shut the door, I'll be finished in a minute. -- Dennis Shackelford
Entering the test model of the beagle wash, Spencer wondered what the words "fluff dry" meant -- Carrie Beagle
Mom! Don't run it... I'll clean them for you!! -- Linda Lisiewski
There's still something on this one Mom! -- Steve Magnolia
The dishwasher broke down last night. Thankfully, there is a backup system. -- Dauber
Scooter checks out the dishwasher for scraps! -- Lesley Dannelley
I'm starting to enjoy my baths!!! -- kim
The end of kitchen privileges? -- Richard A. Goodman
It's all mine! Don't you butt in! -- Meg Beagle
They can't give me a bath if I hide in here! -- Deborah
This feeding device is tail-or made for a beagle. -- Zoey Beagle
How come I always have to empty the dishwasher? -- Mary Lou Ranck
......some stuff is stuck on and so hard.....extra licking is needed to loosen it up..... -- kllightcap
Geez, you'd think they could invest in a bathtub!! -- D. Apperley
Scooter helps out around the house by loading the dishwasher -- cherim
I hope they only use the gentle cycle since I am so delicate! -- laurie c.
And for those times when your beagle doesn't need a full bath...... -- J. Syron
Scooter prepares to enter the portal into the dimension of dirty dishes. -- Julia and Moose
let's see now, I think I buried my bone in here somewhere??!!! -- Kay Masoner
Weekly worship time at the Dishwasher Goddess (one of the Kitchen Dieties) -- Meg R.
I know they hid it in here somewhere! -- D. Philp
My turn to do the prewash! -- D. Philp
Automatic dishwasher. -- S. Spearman
I want take a bath now ! -- Eric, from Taiwan.
Mom, can I help? -- Craig R.
Clayton, I found a crumb! -- MaryAnn Michaels
Mom! How come Scooter always gets to wash the dishes and we always have to dry??? -- Paula
Wow! All you can Eat! -- Steven Quinn
Shhh, don't scare him this is the first time a beagle has ever been seen foraging -- Phillip
Scoter has taken up pluming on the side for treats -- email@example.com
soon after Scooter fell for the old treat in the box trick spencer closed the door and turned it on -- firstname.lastname@example.org
Dangit.. this isn't funny! Call 911 and get me out of here before mom comes home!!! -- Hunter Gose
No unit goes out before being inspected by our crack team of quality assurance professionals. -- Karen369
How much for the drive through version -- Anne
Third generation Maytag Repairman. -- Elaine
The new B-A-T-H Thing -- C. Goodwin
I told you I wanted to lick the beaters! -- Trixie the Beagle
Scooter's journalism career takes another wrong turn as he looks for candidates' dirty laundry -- Karen Madden
Why won't my owner give me a bath? -- Susan in Cambridge
Wait! Wait! I gotta get that spot you missed! -- Lisa Crowder
Concerned about the rising cost of utilities, Scooter takes over the pre-wash cycle -- David Peterson