This week's runner-up was Spike for:
Dad, can you tell me the story of how you adopted us again?
The other captions:
What do you mean you're not Santa Claus? -- Joan
Dad, tell me true meaning of life for a "big game squirrel hunter." -- Emmitt's Mom
Don't tell me it time for the birds and the bees story -- Kristi Tucker
"Yeah, so anyway, that's how my day was. How was your day?" -- Melissa
Dad, where do puppies come from? -- Karen Spivey
You know, you really do have to quit blaming your "gastronomic indiscretions" on me. -- Curtis
What are you trying to say? Of course Santa Claus is real! -- daisy moo
Well Doctor, it began when I was just a puppy . . . -- Meg Az.
"Look into my eyes. Look deeper, deeeeeeper. You are getting sleeeeeepy." -- Phoebe Gooddog
Is this seat taken? -- Laura DeCotiis
I'm tellin' ya Phil.....EF Hutton is my broker and HE says.......... -- Candy "The Wonder Beagle"
Daddy's favorite, ( don't tell the others) -- Elvis (the sweetest beagle ever)
At the Kramer household every child gets his share of quality time! -- Sammie Beagle
The beagle mind-meld in action. -- J. Syron
You waiting for Godot, too? -- Cathy S.
Why me? Why me? Why did I deserve you? -- Karen Kinney -JCK@infomagic.net
Clayton looks deep into his eyes and decides to make his move - smooooooch..... --
Only the Shadow knows! -- Lesley Dannelley
I told you, this is a sure fire why to meet chicks! -- zoey,sam and romeo
Daddy, tell me a story! -- Rebecca
What, you don't REALLY want to go for a run?! -- Tina
Daddy, can we stay 5 more minutes? -- Tina
Yeah? Well you've got plenty of gray hairs, too, buddy! -- D+J
You Talkin' to me? -- Brandi matthews
Two cool dudes on a park bench. How could we NOT score, Dad? -- Lisa C.
Affirmative Captain! Nothing beats a walk and a sit in the park on a lovely fall day! -- Barb Shaw
What do you say we go get some table scraps and take a nap. "Woof!" -- Drew Olanoff
eeeeww! you should really think about clipping your nose hairs! -- slugbugtor
Well see, there are are birds, and there are bees... On second thought, let's wait til mom gets home -- TjL
Ok, Philip, now what I want you to do is start feeding the pigeons while I sneak up from behind.... -- TjL
LL Bean Sweater: $44... do it yourself bench: $76.. a little lap time alone with Dad... priceless -- TjL
darling, look into my eyes! -- mel
Captain Siding explains to Clayton that the neurosurgeon is his friend. Clayton is skeptical. -- Rosalie
"Thanks for the attention. Now give me some food." -- Sarah Claasen
"I chose to sit on you because you are wearing red." -- Sarah Claasen
The Beagle's counsel will bring him back -- Jennie and Bill Ridgway
I didn't kill that rabbit!!! Why you staring at me!!! -- Chuckie Morgan
Sorry the squirrel ignored you, son, but rejection is just one of those tough lessons of life. -- D. Philp
Remember son, you'll always be "Man's best friend" -- J. Philp
Whats a pretty face like you doing in a place like this???? -- Jessica P.
What are you doing Mister ? -- Izzy
"daddy where do puppy's come from?" -- Buster beagle