The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

May 14, 2004

Let's see....If I want to record a show I don't have to be on that channel?

Congratulations to 1-0-1,
winner of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was Prada for

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The other captions:

  • "I said toasted BAGELS" -- 1-0-1
  • Clayton....you're supposed to pop the corn before you eat it! -- 1-0-1
  • "Laurie"..."Yes Philip"..."I think Clayton would like you to turn up the heat just a tad" -- 1-0-1
  • Okay, so the liver brownies go in for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. -- baci's mom
  • How am I expected to work this thing if I don't have opposable thumbs? -- Spike & Sara Lee
  • Let's see... 1 minute for medium rare... -- Karen Klein
  • You don't expect me to have my kibbles cold, do you? -- Sparky
  • is it my rebirthday yet? -- rusty blue
  • Hey, Guys!! How long did you say I needed to set the Bacon?!? -- Jessica & Angel
  • Was that 3 or 4 minutes for popcorn? -- Bailey and Gypsy Beagle
  • If I could just hit these buttons with my nose..it's dinner time.. -- Lady & Tramp Beagle
  • A poor unsuspecting beagle is too distracted by food in the micro to notice he is the one on the oven. -- carlsca
  • what's the setting for rare cicadas? -- kato and sumo
  • The amazing true story of a male dog in heat--- -- Scrappy, Maggie, and Billy Budd's mom
  • Isn't it ready yet? -- Filomena Brooks
  • Now let's see...how long do I have to nuke this Snausage to get it just right? -- Abigail van Beagle
  • How many minutes to cook the steak I found in the frig? -- Judy S
  • Hot Cross Beagles. Serves 12. -- Ike's sister
  • Okay, how do I order a pizza with this thing? -- Beagled
  • As Scooter and Spenser keep a lookout, Clayton attempts to solve the riddle of the magic food box. -- Beaglefax
  • Isn't there anything faster than a microwave? -- Tim Sousa
  • Clayton likes his bun toasted, thanks -- sophie&pollydogs
  • Which is hotter, the stove or the microwave?? Hmmmmm... -- Cheryl
  • Did I hit the wrong button to pop my popcorn? Why is my butt getting warm? -- KimK
  • i hope i can't climb up here on my own, i might burn my paws -- beaglelinette
  • Hmmm, Does Turkey Taste Better After 5 Minutes ...Or Two?..... -- Rob and Max The Beagle
  • I better not burn this popcorn again! This is the last bag! -- Christine (Bagel and Maddie's mom)
  • Sniff, Sniff...Why do I smell burnt Fritos? -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • Easy Household Errors #48 - micro mistaken for tv. -- maggie moo's mum
  • Home, home on the range. -- Becky - beaglemom
  • Is my Woofy Pop done yet? -- Becky - beaglemom
  • I've made it this far. . .which button opens the door? -- Pammysue
  • Smells Good -- Craig
  • How do they ever expect me to find the "Popcorn" button without pictures? -- M. Wold
  • clayton gives new meaning to the term "hot dog" -- Barb Caddy
  • AFTER ALL I WENT THRU TO GET TO THE MICROWAVE, I FORGOT, I CAN'T READ! -- Deb Coombs
  • Scooter, I just have to push this popcorn button? -- Doc Holiday's (Beagle Extraordinaire) Mom
  • "Hey, keep yer collars on! The popcorn'll be ready in a minute!" -- vwvickie (Dixie's aunt)
  • Clayton carefully counts the seconds between pops to avoid scorching his popcorn -- TjL
  • Rejected Yankee Candle Scent #4,927: Grilled Beagle Butt -- TjL
  • Can I get an extra large pepperoni with double cheese, please? -- Emmitt and Sammi's Mom
  • I don't see any setting here for kibbles and bits. -- Cathy Stolle
  • This gives new meaning to the word "hot dog". -- CHOP Molecular Genetics Lab
  • The discriminating pallet requires Greenies to be about fifteen degrees warmer than room temperature -- 1-0-1
  • Talk about a serious case of "hot cross buns"!! -- Barb Caddy
  • Now all I need to know is how to work the can opener -- DB
  • three minutes should do it to defrost the steak -- Huey Longpaws
  • If I can just find the open button I've got it made! -- Andy Mascsak
  • It's Clayton's night to cook dinner! -- Melissa
  • What's that setting for a baked potato, Mom? -- Nancy Brown
  • "Let's see...reheat pizza...2 minutes." -- Scooby's Mom
  • ARRROOOOOO!!!!!! How much LONGER before it's done??????? --
  • how long did Emril say this needs to cook????? -- Nancy and Frank Johnson
  • How long do we leave in the microwave popcorn? -- Scooby's Dad
  • Ooooo! This is the magic box that gives out food! -- PJ Beagle
  • Clayton anxiously counts the days till Chanukah. -- Meg Gooddog
  • Clayton hopes that this year, finally, his birthday will have been declared a national holiday. -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • "When is Beagles Eat Free Day?" -- Zoey Gooddog
  • Stovetop Stuffed -- Meg Gooddog
  • "How many minutes for Kibble Stroganoff?" -- Meg Gooddog
  • "Smells like dog food. Is dog food. Where's my dish?" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • Clayton wonders why some of his California cousins thought that was a calendar. -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • "Do Greenies melt?" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • I'm sure everyone's really glad beagles don't have opposable thumbs. -- James
  • The Nose Knows -- Marjorie
  • A Dogs Gotta Do, What a Dogs Gotta Do! -- Sarah & Brenda Galena
  • I wish this microwave would hurry up and heat my kibble, or my butt will be burned! -- Mo Beagle Hicks-Syron
  • "Beag. It's what's for dinner." -- J. Syron
  • When is this popcorn gonna be done? -- Pepperdog
  • I finally figure out how to get up here, and now I can't tell time! -- QT pi
  • Scooter?! How do you work this thing again?! -- RachelLynn
  • "Is Matisse dry yet?" -- Meg Gooddog
  • I HAVE TO WAIT FIVE MORE MINUTES FOR MY PIZZA TO COOK.Oh BOY -- JEN
  • mom, you might want to clean the oven after this -- sadie's sis
  • Clayton wonders what the setting is for hot dog buns. -- Kramer and Kate
  • SCOOTER CAN YOU HEAR ME? ALL YOUR TREATS FOR A MONTH OR I'LL PUSH DEFROST! -- 1-0-1
  • Ok I'm sick of cold food let's get some hot in here!!!! -- Yamel
  • Let's see, for a whole side of beef to cook, medium rare - 1 hour microwave! -- Julie's kids
  • Ouch that's hot -- mikey
  • Clayton relives his days as part of the counter culture. -- Dawn Eng
  • "Why isn't thawing dog food listed?" -- Joey Gooddog, M.D.
  • yummy, hot dogs... :-) -- tk
  • How long for enchiladas? -- Moose & Squirrel
  • What !!!! It takes 70 minutes to cook a chicken ! What about cookies ? -- Wondicky
  • 4 minutes left and yummmmmmmyyyyyy.... come on faster .... I have a cat to chase. -- Dix Coups
  • So that is the magic machine the ancients talk about.... -- Chien Fou Fou Fou Le Chien
  • Too complex... Why did not they buy a Mac-cookin ? -- Dickie
  • That is when I realised that I should have passed my MBA (Master in Baking Aptitude) -- Wondicky is hungry !
  • Surrrrrre...it has a popcorn setting, and poultry too.......but what about deer poop? -- Prada's evil clone
  • OK...this thing is broken! I clearly pressed the chicken symbol, but yet nothing came out. -- Prada's Daddy
  • A week late for Mother's Day, but let's surprise her w/breakfast. -- bobbie
  • Hey Scooter! How many minutes does it say for popcorn? -- Roo's Mom
  • what's this button do? -- puppylove
  • Aren't there supposed to be deer and antelope playing up here? -- Dexter and Baxter
  • Hope that lasagna's ready soon -- my butt's getting warm -- Max
  • Hey, this thing's broken! I pushed the "poultry" button but no chicken came out! -- MadAboutHildy
  • Where's the deer poop setting?? -- HeavenlyHound
  • This smells like the popcorn button... -- vwvickie (Dixie's aunt)
  • Clayton rues the day everything went digital -- Rosco's Mom


    Our deepest sympathies go today to "Bogie's Mom Hard at Work"
    on the loss of her precious beagle Bogie, and also to Jeff and
    William on their loss of Huey Longpaws. Our hearts cry with yours
    and may your beagle boys rest in peace.