The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

May 31, 2002

"Attention: Kibble is now being served in the cabana."

Congratulations to sississippi,
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Rosalie for:

    Oh, waiter, I'll have 6 more hamburgers, very rare, no buns, and a tube of sunscreen.

The other captions:

  • Hanging around the pool is always a good way to pick up babes -- Beagle Buddy
  • Matisse, would you come and rub sunscreen all over me? And bring a gin & tonic while you're at it! -- Meg R.
  • "Finally, a rest from synchronized swimming practice." -- the woburn crew
  • Oh waiter, I'd like a lemonade please! -- Melissa
  • Pardon me, but could you turn my chair a bit as this shadow will ruin my tan! -- SidneyRoo Crowder
  • Please pass the SPF30, and where are my sunglasses? -- KK
  • Scooter, the God of Snacks and Sleep, One of the lesser known Gods of Greek Mythology -- Bailey's Dad
  • Scooter bathes in the lap of luxury! -- MaryAnn Michaels
  • Pardon me, but might I get a fresh towel and some lemonade? -- Emmitt's Mom
  • If only one could vacation 24-7. -- Barb Shaw
  • I'll take a lemonade, extra ice and a straw, please. -- Cara
  • Is rest period over yet? -- Emmitt's Aunt
  • Oh Waiter! I'll have another Mai Tai -- Meg Az.
  • "You there, poolboy, fetch me my trashy summer novel and an umbrella drink" -- brian
  • "Let them eat kibbble.." -- Bob
  • Scooter waiting patiently for the beagle bikini babes to notice his six-pack abs. -- Chris Oberst
  • Scooter reafirms his past philosophy..."Poverty Sucks" -- Beagle Boy
  • Scooter enjoys his vacation at "Club Beagle...the antidote to civilisation" -- Butch
  • Scooter ponders one of life's major decisions...Pina Colata or a rum punch? -- Ira
  • Scooter Kramer: Lifeguard Extrodinar -- Lisa
  • Zen Master Scooter practicies the art of "being" -- Zodi
  • Well, I'm on the veranda. So where's my mint julep? -- Dawn Eng
  • "This is my bench, and this is my towel, and behind me is my pool...." -- Scooter's Tour of the White House, by Meg Gooddog
  • The Life of Riley -- as appropriated by Scooter Kramer. -- Casey Gooddog
  • "Somebody bring me a beer!" -- Zoey Gooddog
  • "All I need now is a Mint Julep." -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • "I wish they'd hurry up with that daiquiri" -- KimK
  • Thank you, Paine Webber. -- Karen Spivey
  • With liberty and justice for all. -- Di
  • It's not easy being cheesy. -- Spike
  • Beagle Lifeguard on Duty...No Cats Allowed! -- Maria Troescher
  • Where is that waiter with my margarita?!?! -- TjL
  • Who wants to rub lotion on me?! -- TjL
  • "Oh, POOL-BOY!!!" -- Kenny G.
  • Where's the Cabana-Boy when you need him?!? -- Sandy G.
  • Scooter contemplates on how he can get a Mai Tai delivered too! -- Rosco's mom
  • Fair-colored beagles should always be sure to liberally apply sunscreen before tanning. -- Webster Beagle
  • Hey Mom, can I have a pillow for my head. This arm rest is really not comfortable for me! -- Vivian, Annie & Allie
  • Can't you see that I am resting after doing my laps. Please leave me alone. -- Precious & BeBe
  • Does he really think that's the cocktail I wanted? -- Christine
  • Landlubber. -- Meg Gooddog
  • That waitress was supposed to bring my lunch and my martini half an hour ago! -- SnoopyLou and Adam the beagle Burns
  • Waiter, where's my eukamargherita? -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • Scooter contemplates a life of luxury -- cherim
  • Are you gonna bring that tanning lotion or do I have to get up and get it myself? --
  • Careful you don't overcook my steak, I like it medium well.
  • escuse me...if you are going to life guard, at least try looking the right direction!! -- lucy beagle
  • I knew a shouldn't have broken the lamp, now I can't go swimming. -- April Cassin
  • These Ralph Lauren modelling gigs are murder. -- J. Syron
  • Scooter, this year's Sports Illustrated and L. L. Beagle swimsuit cover winner! -- T. Hicks Syron
  • Scooter would rather pose than swim! -- T. Hicks Syron
  • Grrrrrrrrrr, where is that cabana boy when I need him? -- Ronnie Rosenberg
  • No lifegaurd on duty again??? -- Shorty*40
  • If it was hot I would go for a dip -- Brian
  • The service at this club has really gone to the dogs! Where's my Cabana Boy? -- Pete Ross
  • Hey, can someone grab the tanning lotion! -- Matt Albrecht
  • Coco, Copacobana ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz -- Charlie, Angie & Bart
  • Crumpets anyone? -- Rachel
  • "Oh, Garcon...another Mai Tai PDQ!" -- Caron, Drew & Virginia
  • Hot Summer Day -- Ervinna
  • "Ma, where's the sunscreen? I'm turning red." -- Casey Gooddog
  • Scooter refused to watch Clayton & Spenser practice their synchonized swimming -- Lady, Kiki & Abby
  • LAZY DOG -- Michael Wheet
  • Just how long does it take to mix a Mai Tai? -- Annie Golding
  • What...you got a problem with me laying here? -- Lisa DeAngelo
  • Living the life of Scooter.... -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • Another "Bay Watch" hunk poses for his fans -- Rosalie
  • A vacationing Scooter enjoys the nude beach, thankful that there's a cushion on the chair. -- Rosalie
  • "If my drink isn't here in two minutes he's definitely not getting a tip." -- Priscilla and Jackson
  • America America how you shine with ...Beagles -- Puppyluver
  • I'm not interested in a bath! -- Howard & Molly
  • Alone in Heaven -- Lauren Wells
  • Ah, the lazy dog days of summer--The life I was meant to live. -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
  • More liver, please--Let's pa-te'. -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo