The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

May 3, 2002

Dear Lord, help me to pass this CPR class.

Congratulations to KimK,
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Rosalie for:

    He followed me home. Can I keep him?

The other captions:

  • Please, sir, I didn't mean to kill him. -- Molly fuller
  • He may be a great guy, but he makes a lousy step stool! -- Hobbes
  • Ok, I took the perp down, now where's my commendation cookie? -- SidneyRoo Crowder
  • I'm not *asking*, lady; this can happen to you, too, if you don't hand over the steak! -- Lisa C.
  • Dad, I will never be able to reach the stars, this way -- MaryAnn Michaels
  • I pray to you Lord he's just sleeping, I can't work the can opener alone. -- Barkleys Mom
  • Though less well known than the Heimlich, the butt bounce maneuver is equally effective. -- Dawn Eng
  • Clayton honors the spirit of his vanquished opponent. -- Seamus Eng
  • Nope, still not high enough. Where's Mom? -- molly beagle eng
  • During the police interrogation, Clayton claims to have been driven mad by the scent of the pinata. -- Prince Eng
  • Danger Falling Beagles ? I don't see anything! -- sammy,zoey and romeo
  • claiming what's rightfully his! -- dev444wash
  • "I'm here to pump (clap) you up!" -- J. Syron
  • Clayton the Conqueror. -- J. Syron
  • Little higher, I can almost get that pizza box. -- Emmitt's Mom
  • You said 'Sit'! -- Trixie the Beagle
  • Clayton has Phillip pinned! -- Laura DeCotiis
  • This new chair is pretty lumpy but it gets me closer to the food! -- Emmitt Greene
  • If I can get Mom to pile on Dad, I can reach the cookies!!! -- William L Davis
  • Rats.... still not high enough to reach the counter -- TjL
  • "Who Moved My Cheese?" -- Mary
  • Just hand over the cheese and he won't get hurt." -- Peter H.
  • Just a couple more inches and I could reach the box of bones on the counter "Mom, get over here!" -- Karen Davis
  • Gee, when Dad said he was going to exercise I didn't realize he was going to do beagle sit-ups! -- Karen Davis
  • This just isn't working, I still can't reach the counter...try standing on your feet! -- Bailey's Dad
  • Mr. Beagle did it in the kitchen with his heavy butt. -- Meg Gooddog
  • Quick, I got him down!! Throw me that loaf of bread!!! -- Dave Schroeder
  • New on eBAY -- a Dead Daddy Cushion. -- Casey Gooddog
  • I don't care who pays for the food. I am eating first -- Kathleen Rosenberg
  • Though he seemed calm, Phillip had something he needed to get off his chest. -- rusty blue eng
  • ...and I'm not letting him up until I get a treat. -- Cara
  • The WWF Smackdown continues . . . -- Kichwa Tembo
  • "I luuuuuuv thick carpeting!" -- Zoey Gooddog
  • "Forget about The need to feel the power of The Howler" -- bob
  • Give me a boost Dad, there is a cookie on the counter! -- Sara Summer
  • I didn't mean to do it...honest!!!! --
  • Will, now that's an interesting dive site! -- David Soper
  • If you inhale I think maybe I can reach that treat on the counter! -- C. Webb
  • After climbing Mount Human,the proud beagle awaits his prize. -- Melissa
  • Since we're Russian, we'll probably get the gold medal anyway. -- Karen Spivey
  • Baaroooo(howl)....I need a bigger ladder! -- Renee
  • beagles the talented -- bob
  • Call 911!! I'm not heavy enough to do CPR!! -- dev9
  • When you said SIT you didn't say where! -- Buzza Beagle
  • If you'd stand up and let me stand on your shoulders, I could reach the beagle cookies.. -- Tim Sousa
  • Buy Your Own Ab-Beagle Today --Firm Abs in only 10 Workouts -- Guaranteed! -- Maggie's Mom
  • take a deep breath!..that should get me to the counter top! -- lucy beagle
  • Yep......I can feel his heart beating........No need for mouth to mouth resucitation -- Charlie Angie & Bart the Brat
  • OK, he's dead, now can I have a treat??? -- Leila King
  • "I killed him for nothing. I still can't reach the counter." -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • "I claim this human in the name of Beagleonia" -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • "Hmmm...if I pile two more of them on, I can reach the cookie jar!" -- Virginia, Drew and Caron
  • i always knew you were a walk over -- lisa pitman
  • "When you wish upon a star, makes no difference where you are...." -- Joey Gooddog, M.D.
  • "No, he doesn't want it,....really, he said I should have it all." "Why would I make that up?" -- Rosalie
  • Dad? No, Mom, I haven't seen Dad!... -- Oriane Boucher, from Canada
  • Dog needs ladder. Person inadequate. -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • Clayton and Phillip practice for the upcoming World Wrestling Federation tryouts. -- Hubble Beagle
  • And dogs triumphs over man. Score one for the Beagle! -- Lauren M.
  • This is the most adorable beagle that I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Colleen Lentz
  • I am beagle, hear me roar. -- Misty B
  • Has anyone seen Phillip? I can't find him anywhere!!! -- the blue beagle
  • He's down, where's my prize? -- Howard Knoebel
  • I'll hold him down, you get the "Beggin Bits" -- Button`s the beagle
  • i still can't reach!!! -- Ashley Simms
  • Attention RubberMaid quality control: this step stool seems to be defective! -- Meg R.
  • Clayton insists he was always the "head" of the family -- Annie Golding
  • Another step please, I still can't reach the food on the countertop! -- Kelly Dannelley
  • You are not eating until I eat! -- Jim and Terri Beagle
  • King of the Belly -- Lynda and Lucy beagle
  • "Will Fetch For Food! No job too big!" -- Rosalie
  • If he were fatter, I could get that food on the counter. -- Myra, the beagle-Jericho, VT
  • "I've always liked sitting on a chesterfield." -- Jack Gooddog
  • HA! Today the Kitchen Tomorrow THE WORLD!! ARGHGHGHOOOOO!! -- Angel_Tippy_s Mom
  • Composing to the Rock... -- Why should I tell you?
  • veni, vidi, vinci -- Rocky Rosenberg