This week's runner-up was Rosalie for:
"When you guys mentioned the "French Tart" I thought...well, I thought we'd have it with ice cream"
Dave Dwyer's caption this week was:
An embarrassed Scooter learns that "oui oui" is quite a bit different than "wee wee"
The other captions:
Pardon me sir....Do you have any Grey Poupon? -- Carrie Beagle
I can't hear you . . . . -- Martha Kobliska
Lord, give me strength! -- Dawn Eng
Yoo-hoo, Monsieur Scooter, voulez-vous jouer avec moi? -- Kathy K.
La Arooooooo! -- Graham Schreiner
Mom!!! Matisse is whispering french nothings in my ear again!! -- Kathy K.
"You made me love you...I didn't wanna do it...I didn't wanna do it!" -- Sportacus
Mom, help! It's trying to make me kiss it! -- Lisa Crowder
Mom, would you mind telling our guest we prefer pizza for dinner, not French cuisine! -- Emmitt's Mom
Your only a house guest, so I am not listening to you....................... -- MaryAnn Michaels
I don't care what you say, the next treat is mine! -- D. Philp
why would i want a roll in the clover it's not stinky -- sam's dad
Parlez-vous Poodle? -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
If I ignore her maybe she will go away. When is her owner coming back? -- Dianne Hanten
Mommy, Poodles are soooo annoying! Why can't they do something productive, like howling. -- Spike Lee (the Beagle)
Clayton, Spenser, don't leave me! I don't know what to do on a date!!! -- Becky F.
Scooter est nul en français (Scooter is hopeless at French) -- Phil S.
Après Mattise, la vie est encore normale. -- Mary Lane
"Mom, she's trying to kiss me!" -- Jean
A beagle and a poodle! Poodle? -- Sammi Longwell
"Can someone please tell her I don't understand French?" -- Melissa
Hmmm. Do you hear something? I don't hear anything. la la la la la. -- Hunter
Please don't tell me I have to listen to this all week!! -- Raney J Mennonna
La, la, la, la, I can't hear you la, la, la, la I'm not listening La, la, la, la -- Dee and Max
Ya think if I ignore her she'll go away? -- KimK
I am the walrus, coo coo kachoo
That's right, Scooter, Dog is watching over us. -- J. Syron
I´m sorry Scooter I was mean to you. Friends again ? Please ? -- Miranda
Mom HELP she's loves me. What am I going to do? -- BeBe Beagle
Scooter ponders the idea of Poodle's legs and wonders if they would be as tasty as Frog's legs. -- Gavin Muhlberger
"No, I think it's a bird." -- C. Siding
'luv' puppies -- Brandi matthews
Make him stop! (The French kid shows Scooter the Cha-Cha) -- William and Jen Ridgway
EXCUSE ME, WHAT KIND OF CURL RELAXER DO YOU USE?
M: Please? S: No. M: Oh, come on. S: No! M: Please!? Scooter: No, I do not play dress up! -- Rebecca Murphy
Can't someone rescue me and send the poodle home?! -- Dog lover
"Forget it Matisse. You just don't have what it takes to bay like a real dog." -- Tim Sousa
Please, mom, shut it up. -- Hubble Beagle
I'm just going to stand here and wag my tail and pretend I understand her! -- Lissa and Max
"Spencer, stop running away! Come here, I need someone to take a bath with!" -- Joshua
I told Spenser if he wasn't nice he'd turn into a poodle -- Meg Az.
Come back, mon cheri, and I will whisper sweet things in your ears - in French! -- Meg R.
I SAID......WHERES THE OFF SWITCH?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- KLLIGHTCAP
does your cousin know what a "real dog" is? -- kllightcap
Do you think if I shaved this beast it would turn into a beagle? -- Zoey Gooddog
Oh, BROTHER, how much longer do I have to stand this crazy poodle! -- Jenny T. Gooddog
What did I ever do to deserve Fuzzy Face? -- Phoebe Gooddog
Why's everybody always pickin' on me???? -- D. Philp
The hokey Pokey ( Everybody, put your left foot in!) -- Michael & Wendy Piscopo
Oh Scooter.....I just love the smell of "Old Beagle" aftershave....... -- Jenny from Illinois
poodle (whispering): don't let him know you know he stole the kibble -- mikel weisser
"Mom PLEASE send him back!" -- Nicole cody
Sneffe sneffe sneffe (French/English translation: sniff sniff sniff) -- Nicawoo
Scooter fears that his experiment in genetics has gone horribly wrong. -- Rosalie
Mommy, do I really have to play with her? -- Spike
Yet again, Scooter thanks doG for creating him a beagle. -- Rosalie
Le scooter! Le Scooter! Scooter Scooter Scooter!Le Scooter Le Scooter! SCOOOOOOOOOOOTER! -- buster beagle (one insane beagle)
Please sir, may I have some more kibble? -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
Hmm, I smell beagle butt! -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
Easy Now...You Wouldn't Bite His Tail For a Klondike Bar...Would Ya? -- firstname.lastname@example.org