The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

June 1, 2001

Matisse learns the Poodle Mind Meld doesn't work with Beagles

Congratulations to Kiki & Abby, winners of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was Rosalie for:
    "When you guys mentioned the "French Tart" I thought...well, I thought we'd have it with ice cream"

Dave Dwyer's caption this week was:
    An embarrassed Scooter learns that "oui oui" is quite a bit different than "wee wee"


The other captions:

  • Pardon me sir....Do you have any Grey Poupon? -- Carrie Beagle
  • I can't hear you . . . . -- Martha Kobliska
  • Lord, give me strength! -- Dawn Eng
  • Yoo-hoo, Monsieur Scooter, voulez-vous jouer avec moi? -- Kathy K.
  • La Arooooooo! -- Graham Schreiner
  • Mom!!! Matisse is whispering french nothings in my ear again!! -- Kathy K.
  • "You made me love you...I didn't wanna do it...I didn't wanna do it!" -- Sportacus
  • Mom, help! It's trying to make me kiss it! -- Lisa Crowder
  • Mom, would you mind telling our guest we prefer pizza for dinner, not French cuisine! -- Emmitt's Mom
  • Your only a house guest, so I am not listening to you....................... -- MaryAnn Michaels
  • I don't care what you say, the next treat is mine! -- D. Philp
  • why would i want a roll in the clover it's not stinky -- sam's dad
  • Parlez-vous Poodle? -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • If I ignore her maybe she will go away. When is her owner coming back? -- Dianne Hanten
  • Mommy, Poodles are soooo annoying! Why can't they do something productive, like howling. -- Spike Lee (the Beagle)
  • Clayton, Spenser, don't leave me! I don't know what to do on a date!!! -- Becky F.
  • Scooter est nul en français (Scooter is hopeless at French) -- Phil S.
  • Après Mattise, la vie est encore normale. -- Mary Lane
  • "Mom, she's trying to kiss me!" -- Jean
  • A beagle and a poodle! Poodle? -- Sammi Longwell
  • "Can someone please tell her I don't understand French?" -- Melissa
  • Hmmm. Do you hear something? I don't hear anything. la la la la la. -- Hunter
  • Please don't tell me I have to listen to this all week!! -- Raney J Mennonna
  • La, la, la, la, I can't hear you la, la, la, la I'm not listening La, la, la, la -- Dee and Max
  • Ya think if I ignore her she'll go away? -- KimK
  • I am the walrus, coo coo kachoo
  • That's right, Scooter, Dog is watching over us. -- J. Syron
  • I´m sorry Scooter I was mean to you. Friends again ? Please ? -- Miranda
  • Mom HELP she's loves me. What am I going to do? -- BeBe Beagle
  • Scooter ponders the idea of Poodle's legs and wonders if they would be as tasty as Frog's legs. -- Gavin Muhlberger
  • "No, I think it's a bird." -- C. Siding
  • 'luv' puppies -- Brandi matthews
  • Make him stop! (The French kid shows Scooter the Cha-Cha) -- William and Jen Ridgway
  • EXCUSE ME, WHAT KIND OF CURL RELAXER DO YOU USE?
  • M: Please? S: No. M: Oh, come on. S: No! M: Please!? Scooter: No, I do not play dress up! -- Rebecca Murphy
  • Can't someone rescue me and send the poodle home?! -- Dog lover
  • "Forget it Matisse. You just don't have what it takes to bay like a real dog." -- Tim Sousa
  • Please, mom, shut it up. -- Hubble Beagle
  • I'm just going to stand here and wag my tail and pretend I understand her! -- Lissa and Max
  • "Spencer, stop running away! Come here, I need someone to take a bath with!" -- Joshua
  • I told Spenser if he wasn't nice he'd turn into a poodle -- Meg Az.
  • Come back, mon cheri, and I will whisper sweet things in your ears - in French! -- Meg R.
  • I SAID......WHERES THE OFF SWITCH?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- KLLIGHTCAP
  • does your cousin know what a "real dog" is? -- kllightcap
  • Do you think if I shaved this beast it would turn into a beagle? -- Zoey Gooddog
  • Oh, BROTHER, how much longer do I have to stand this crazy poodle! -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • What did I ever do to deserve Fuzzy Face? -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • Why's everybody always pickin' on me???? -- D. Philp
  • The hokey Pokey ( Everybody, put your left foot in!) -- Michael & Wendy Piscopo
  • Oh Scooter.....I just love the smell of "Old Beagle" aftershave....... -- Jenny from Illinois
  • poodle (whispering): don't let him know you know he stole the kibble -- mikel weisser
  • "Mom PLEASE send him back!" -- Nicole cody
  • Sneffe sneffe sneffe (French/English translation: sniff sniff sniff) -- Nicawoo
  • Scooter fears that his experiment in genetics has gone horribly wrong. -- Rosalie
  • Mommy, do I really have to play with her? -- Spike
  • Yet again, Scooter thanks doG for creating him a beagle. -- Rosalie
  • Le scooter! Le Scooter! Scooter Scooter Scooter!Le Scooter Le Scooter! SCOOOOOOOOOOOTER! -- buster beagle (one insane beagle)
  • Please sir, may I have some more kibble? -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
  • Hmm, I smell beagle butt! -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
  • Easy Now...You Wouldn't Bite His Tail For a Klondike Bar...Would Ya? -- theduchess0@home.com