The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

June 1, 2000

Thanks for all the great responses to the "caption-it-yourself" Daily Digital! This was so much fun that I'm going to make it a weekly event. Thanks also to my husband Phillip (who supplies many of the captions) for his inciteful interpretation of this week's results.


There were a number of recurrent themes in the responses to the do-it-yourself daily digital.

The dating theme:

  • Your place or mine? [ John H. ]
  • Come here often? [ Stacy D. ]
  • How about a little kiss sweety? [ Sandy G. ]
  • Love at first sniff. [ kate ]
  • "Do you come here often?" [ Deanna A. ]
  • Do you come here often? [ Meg ]
  • So tell me does your family have money? [ Barnett ]
  • Will you be my Valentine? [ Molly F. ]
  • Lets Kiss Like Eskimo's! [ MaryAnn M. ]
  • Is that a gun in your pants or are you glad to see me!! [ Carolyn M. ]

The territorial theme:

  • Off my table, mister. [ Laurie ]
  • I told you "This is MY bench" [ Meg Az. ]
  • This backyard ain't big enough for the two of us! [ Melissa M. ]
  • excuse me.... that is my nut.... [ Patti R. ]

Thinking as a human thinks:

  • My broker is E.F. Hutton...and E. F. Hutton says... [ Tamara H. S. ]
  • My, what's that scent you're wearing? [ Becky ]
  • Listen, I know a good orthordontist [ Barbara L. ]
  • Are you do for a cleaning? [ Kellie L. ]
  • "Hey, they did a GOOD job freeze-drying you!" [ Mimi K. ]
  • Are YOU my Mommy? [ Tamara H. S. ]
  • Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't! [ Janiece ]
  • Nuts! [ Elaine W. ]
  • Not bad here, 3 squares a day and clean sheets! [ Barbara L. ]

Thinking as a beagle thinks:

  • OK, here's the scoop, the cuter you act the more you get fed. [ Milo B. ]
  • Nice guy, but what a pathetic little nose! [ Dawn E. ]
  • Can't eat it, can't chase it, can't shred it - what's the point? [ Dawn E. ]
  • "Are you sure? You sure don't *smell* like one!" [ Rita ]
  • Don't look now, but Mom's pointing that thing at us again. [ Janis D. ]
  • You call that a nose? [ jrwill ]
  • Hum, acorn breath [ Milo B. ]
  • Hey, is that dog food I smell on your breath? [ Lori F. ]

Thinking as a squirrel thinks (well, a TV squirrel):

  • Hey squirrel, have you seen Bulwinkle? [ carol and lynn ]

Thinking as Dirty Harry thinks:

  • say squarl are you just frozen from fear? [ bongo870 ]
  • Cop's not looking - let's hit the bank! [ Molly F. ]
  • Go ahead, make my day!!!! [ Steve K. ]
  • Well, nuts to you, too! [ Carol ]
  • Okay Mr. Happy - just hand over the nuts and nobody gets hurt. [ Cathy S. ]
  • YEAH, DON'T YOU MOVE A MUSCLE! [ MOO ]

The food theme (always appropriate for a beagle):

  • If I had food, I'd "sit pretty," too! [ Tamara H. S. ]
  • Go ahead, throw it. I SWEAR I'll bring it back. [ Phillip ]
  • You gonna eat that nut, or what? [ K.C. ]
  • No Thank You, I Prefer Beef [ Howard, 5, 2 and 1 ]
  • Would you like a walnut [ Howard, 5, 2 and 1 ]
  • C'mon! If you don't let me have the acorn, I'll lick your nose! [ Lisa C. ]
  • I'll trade you a chewie for that nut. [ Kathleen ]

The runner-up is John Syron: Decoy in place, the hunter waits.

 

And the winner is Dave Dwyer, congratulations!

The beagle cloning experiment went horribly awry...