The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter

July 1, 2005

I had no idea Andy Warhol did ham bones.

Congratulations to Trixie's Mom,
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Benny's Mom for:

Funniest-looking doggie door I've ever seen . . .

And the diagnosis is:
Minimal patellofemoral joint chondromalacia. No evidence of meniscal or ligament tear.

The other captions:

  • Does not look like a beagle injury... Mom? I think you got the wrong xrays.. -- Lady & Tramp
  • Tonight on "Spenser for Hire": The Case of the Missing Milk Bone -- Brownie's Mom
  • I tried to tell you...when you first start doing zooms, you have to take it slow! -- J.R.'s Mommy
  • Hmm....40 X-ray photos + crutches = Big $ ; I now know I should have gone to Medical School. -- Steven M. Burke
  • Despite what the X-Rays show, Scooby-Snacks should not be delayed any. -- Jake in Dallas
  • Yep... definitely suffering from roast beef deficiency.... Garcon! -- Hunter & Leo
  • Apparently, kissing, licking human feet causes a lot more problems then previously believed -- qt pi
  • Hmm. . . I see a bit of inflammation in the greater trochanter. Let's call in Dr. Sooter for a read. -- Drs. Lily & Gomez, MD PC
  • S: "Good boy, Spenser!" O: Can't see rabbits through this. A: Needs licking. P: Lick. -- Bean's Buddy
  • Harumph! I don't need no stinkin' CAT scans! -- Bobbie
  • after rolling in a mysterious substance, Spenser becomes x-ray vision dog!
  • I would have to agree with Doggie Howser, pedunculated fragment of the anterior horn of the meniscus -- M.Wold
  • Ahh Haaa! You see I was right. The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone! -- 1-0-1
  • Before we can discuss any diagnosis Ms. Kramer, tell me, do you have private insurance? -- 1-0-1
  • In technical terms Ms. Kramer, your knee thingy gots a boo-boo! -- 1-0-1
  • modern art aint what it used to be! -- maggie moo's mum
  • Definitely water on the knee Ms. Kramer, which reminds me, I gotta go pee! -- 1-0-1
  • Why do they name this a catscan? I don't see any cats. -- Angie T.
  • What are these Crazy Legs doing here -- Nancy
  • I got them on ebay. I only paid $24.99 + shipping for these ER props autographed by Noah Wylie! -- Scooby's Mom
  • I'll do the operation, but it will cost you 20 Scooby Snacks -- kcbeagle
  • There are times when having four legs instead of two is certainly a convenience. -- Zoey Gooddog
  • "Oh my goodness, I think we have a fractured heel, with a broken toe!" -- Shiloh's Mom
  • Upon review of the bone films, Dr. Spenser's impression is that they look delicious. -- Joie de Beagle
  • Synovial capsule, patella, the ACL, tibial collateral ligament....and they thought I was stupid! -- Daisy's sissy
  • "Well, maybe it's art...but maybe it's not." -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • ahhhhhhh bones! -- Sage
  • This doesn't look good for beagle adventures. -- Lucy
  • Dr. Spenser prescribes 14 dog cookies a day. Great exercise, walking to give him his cookies! -- Julie's kids
  • Da Spenser in da dispensary. -- Jody Rich
  • The day Spenser realized that men are also made of ham... -- Wondicky in Tokyo
  • Before giving a diagnosis, I require payment up front in the form of Scooby snacks -- PJB's mama
  • Dr Spenser considers whether surgery is the only option... -- James
  • Oh, so that's what I did to her, huh? -- Chuck Fisher
  • Your diagnosis is a spoiled dog! Now, go lie down, take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning! -- Miranda
  • Hmm, Tibial Collateral Ligament OK! Medial Patellar Retinaculum OK! The Nubby Thingy OK! -- 1-0-1
  • Rejecting aluminum crutches as chew-toys, Spenser moves on to the bone pictures. -- Meg Gooddog
  • huh! whats that! -- crash
  • Just two more bones and I'll have a full collection! -- BEAGLE_LOVERGIRL*
  • "So this is what happens if we misbehave?" -- Randy
  • Laurie's photographic tastes are, shall we say....changing. -- Bev Clarke
  • "I know mom has eyes in the back of her head, but this is ridiculous." -- Bev Clarke
  • The doctor at work. -- Melissa
  • Always professional, Dr Spenser never give up on his patient -- Urara in Tokyo
  • BEAGLESCAN: the new Alternative to CATSCAN -- murphycatcampbell
  • It's the missing link!!
  • Young Dr. Kramer aspires to be a knee surgeon. -- Meg Gooddog
  • If I was just a little bit taller -- Monica
  • Dr. Spenser inspects the x-rays while quietly singing "The knee bones connected to the thigh bone" -- Becky - beaglemom
  • Yes, it's healing quite nicely I think Philip said Dr Clayton -- James
  • Laurie seeks a second opinion from a bone expert -- N Wiseman
  • Dr. Spenser's hackles rise as he realizes he's looking at a CAT scan. -- Beaglemania
  • Spenser's sympathy ploy takes a bizarre turn. -- Maggie M.
  • Dr. Beagle says, "That's what you get for jumpin' on the bed". -- oldgrandpa