The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

July 25, 2003

The future of managed care.

Congratulations to Alex & Jake's Mom,
winner of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was Deb Coombs for

    The Sad-Dog virus appears to be taking the heaviest toll on health care workers.


The other captions:

  • "Emergency Vets" announced today a much-welcomed addition to the staff -- Scootersaurus
  • all you need is a band-aid and a little bedrest. -- Lynn
  • Dr. Beagleston, I presume? -- Elisabeth
  • Calling all Pets .. it's Dr. Beagle.. -- Lady & Tramp Beagle Catania
  • Take 2 Milk-Bones and call me in the morning. -- AllieDogsMom
  • "Don't give me apples. That won't work." -- carlsca
  • Take two milkbones and call me in the morning. -- Meg Az.
  • Clearly, someone in our family has a William Wegman fetish! -- Sarah Potter
  • You swallowed a WHAT? -- KK
  • I'm not a vet, I just play one on TV. -- Rhomylly and Herman
  • Calling Dr. Love -- beagleheart
  • Spenser Kramer, MD, begins to feel the strain of pulling a two-hour shift. -- beaglefax
  • He's dead, Jim. -- beagletrek
  • You think this is funny? Wait till I play proctologist. Then who'll be laughing? -- King Beagle VIII
  • Dr. Spenser wavers on his Hippocratic oath as Scooter's gown flaps open. -- Queasy Beagle
  • Take two dog treats and call me in the morning. -- Merbley
  • I'll do the doctor thing, but I won't be a ballerina... -- BeagleBoy
  • Mom you're gonna regret this. -- Beagles831@aol.com
  • Yeah, yeah ok. "Someone called for a doctor?...blah, blah, blah."- Now where's my treat?! -- RBW
  • Dr. Spenser suddenly realizes residency requires sleeping less than 20 hours a day -- snogdog
  • "The patients are going to have to wait, I want to hear a crumb hit the floor in the kitchen." -- KimK
  • A night in the OR leaves me doggone tired! -- Bogie's Mom Hard at Work
  • Exasperated by the nursing shortage, Dr. Kramer goes to the dogs. -- Brownie Beagle's Mom
  • Dr. Kramer is in. -- Meg Gooddog
  • Dr. Kramer sits ready to fix all your booboos. -- Dick Goodman
  • Phillip's new costume for his burgeoning pediatrics practice. -- Zoey Gooddog
  • Doctor Dog -- Craig
  • When you said "play doctor" I kind of pictured something different. -- Calvin K. Peanut, Esq.
  • I'm all out of ideas. Maybe you should call the vet! -- Bogie's Mom Hard at Work
  • Ummm...maybe I can convince Clayton and Scooter .... -- A.R. Alston
  • Who is next -- Elsabet Lapointe
  • Hehehe - now it's MY turn to play veterinarian! -- Bobbie
  • Dr. Beaglemeister Prepares for Surgery! -- Cheryl Smith
  • "My turn now, human. Let's discuss the "tutoring" we had." -- J. Syron
  • The dogtor can see you now. -- Emily
  • The dogtor's in the house! -- Elise
  • It's serious, but the Doc is in the house -- Gene Doris
  • Take two Liver Snaps and call me in the morning. -- Greg Jablynski
  • The newest star on "ER" - Spenser Kramer! -- Melissa
  • Let me bite yo- I mean fix your injuries! -- KT M T
  • Oh, the things I do for a hamburger. -- Louie & Huey Beagle Boys
  • Spenser's first day of med school. -- becky - beaglemom
  • Seriously, guys. I know that Halloween is in October. -- Nicole, MN
  • After being up 48 hours on-call, Dr. Spenser is ready for a good nap. -- PJ Beagle in MI
  • I hate these 36 hour shifts in the emergency department . . . -- Hula Boy and Mosh Pit
  • I need a cute nurse...stat! -- Toby Bruneau
  • MOM!!!! Halloween isn't until October! -- Beaglemom
  • Trust me, I'm a doctor! -- Melissa and Brandy Beagleton
  • OKAY, Dr, Spenser is ready to examine the next vet! --
  • Sometimes, to pay off student loans, Doctors depend on endorsment fees -- lydia's angel
  • Calling Dr. Curly, Dr.Moe, Dr. Larry, Dr Spenser!?! -- Beagle nurse
  • Turn your head and bark. -- Michael McIntosh
  • Please bend over and cough. -- Huey and Louie Beagle Boys
  • Take two biscuits and call me in the morning. -- Maggie the Beagle
  • I was just sued for malpractice. -- Kay Tee
  • Hmmm, this floor seems to have no heartbeat.....interesting. -- Dr. Bob
  • uh...take two snausages and call me in the morning. -- Dr Hildy
  • you said your dog bit you? -- Lysette
  • Turn your head and cough. -- dev9
  • Take two biscuits and call me in the morning. -- beagledad77
  • Mr. Vet, Dr. Spenser will see you now. -- A big beagle fan
  • Dr. Spenser supplements his income by doing endorsements for Johnson and Johnsons -- Vt beagle nut
  • turn your head and bark -- arf
  • Just as I thought: acute lethargy. Take a nap and call me in the morning. -- Daisy and Luke
  • Health care has gone to the dogs! -- Lydia Dygdala (Saskatoon, SK. Canada)
  • doctor dog -- no name
  • What's next, please not the nurses outfit again!!! -- Natasha
  • Dr. Luv recommends, a little Luther Vandross, lots of Moet, and some Sweet Love down by the Fire. -- Prada
  • I'm gonna fix you up just fine. Be right back with the hacksaw. -- Prada's evil clone
  • Who's Next ???? -- Beagle lover
  • Feeling glum after realizing that Band-Aid's only come in one flavor. -- Prada's Daddy
  • O.K., Keep three beagles , and put this one on your ears. -- Motoko / Osaka,Japan
  • What's up Doc? -- Helen T
  • Change the band-aid twice daily and call me when it's dinnertime -- Dave T. & Julius Beagle
  • Careful, he's got a cold metal thingy and those clear stickers! -- Girly Beagle
  • Dr Spencer is preparing to amputate the fingers of the people that dressed him up like this! -- Julie's kids
  • No Snoopy Band-aids, I can't work under these primitive conditions! -- sam, zoey and romeo
  • you want me to remove what? -- kllightcap
  • "I'll show that veterinarian. I'll go to med school and then treat HIM! Treat indeed!" -- Abbey & Mo's Mommy
  • Dr. Spenser will take care of you, but he doesn't do CAT scans. -- BeagleLover
  • It is customary to pay for services when they are rendered. We take cash, credit, or Snausages. -- GottaLoveABeagle
  • "The patient presented with a chief complaint of getting only 3 meals and 6 snacks a day." -- Hounded-in-CT
  • Dr. Spenser Kramer, D.O.(G.) -- Hounded-in-CT
  • It has a temperature and it hurts. Why me? -- Bette Davis
  • "Abdomen was soft and nontender with positive kibble sounds." -- BeagleMania
  • I'd say there is a problem with your eyes. Let the doctor check them! -- Stacey
  • did i give you the morphine or did i give it to myself? Uh Oh i feel sleepy! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- buster Beagle
  • Now it's my turn to take YOUR temperature... -- Aerochick
  • Don't worry about the cancer, it's canine! -- Jeff Lussier
  • Always room for another doctor in the family. Kramer & Kramer -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
  • Ok my Parents are gone....Wanna play doctor??? -- Dave Worden
  • Doctor of The Day -- Ervinna