The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

January 24, 2003

I don't get it, my pants still fit.

Congratulations to C. Siding,
winner of this week's caption contest!

(The judges disavow any claims of nepotism in selecting the winner)


This week's tying runners-up were Peter H. and Emmitt's Mom for:

    You first.


The other captions:

  • My god, how will I ever fit into my bathing suit? -- C Siding
  • 75 Pounds! That's an outrage! This thing is wrong. -- May Jones Ny, NY
  • For Sale:(used only when obliged).Due to a crisis I have to separate from my sweet balance.Call C. -- Silvia
  • Clayton, I just heard a groan. Was it you - or the scale? -- Meg R.
  • Clayton's haiku: You blabbering scale | You broadcast my weight to all | You are nemesis" -- Sticky Wicket
  • I'll gladly lose two pounds Tuesday for a hamburger today!
  • Clayton dreads the weekly weight watchers weigh in -- Alex & Jake's Mom
  • Turn around first -- Meg Az.
  • "That's not what I had in mind when I said I would practice my scales" -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • So you're telling me a body mass index of 89 is BAD???? -- The Tembo Beagles
  • I hope that new puppy land miracle drink works so i can get my treat if im not overweight -- paul beagle and collie dad
  • Do I have to? I am feeling bloated today... -- Angela Carpenter
  • Are you trying to tell me something? -- K
  • I hate this part. -- Becky - beaglemom
  • OVERLOAD ERROR! Only ONE Beagle at a time on the scales please! -- Barb Shaw
  • Think thin Clayton!!! -- Sherlock's Mom
  • Oh, come on. Everyone overeats during the holidays! -- Emmitt's Aunt
  • Wait, let me take off my collar. I know it will make a difference. -- Jay Ranck
  • Clayton demands a re-count after we discover more than chad is hanging -- sam,zoey and romeo
  • You're kidding right? After all those Holiday meals, I'm not stepping a paw on that ! -- David G
  • Always the distinguished gentleman, Clayton feels much embarrassment over his recent plumpage. -- deb coombs
  • Do they have Weight Watchers for beagles? -- Merbley
  • That's for weighing dinner, right? -- Ken
  • So what? It just shows that I'm a great hunter. -- Dawn Eng
  • Mom, public humiliation is *so* medieval! -- rusty blue
  • what is this thing? and what's for breakfast? -- molly eng
  • C'mon...my collar weighs at least 2 pounds! -- Calvin "I am Clayton's Clone" B. Gull
  • You're kidding.... right?! -- Shawna
  • "I'm still carrying a little holiday weight." -- KimK
  • Ohh! No I havent lost weight yet. Now I have go back on a diet. -- BeagleLoVeR
  • Awaiting the weigh-in for Beagle Boxing. -- T. H. Syron
  • Day One of Clayton's Diet: the weigh-in. Less food now--he's NOT happy. -- T. Hicks Syron
  • Oh,......the Holidays are soooo cruel to my figure. -- Kate and my Beagle Kramer Brown.
  • To diet or not to diet, that is the question. -- Bailey da Beagle
  • "I don't dare." -- Casey Gooddog
  • "I'm not going to get on that thing if you call me 'Tubby.'" -- Meg Gooddog
  • Clayton has finally realized the need to "Stop the Insanity!" -- Bunny Beagle
  • Are you sure this thing is accurate?? -- Spike
  • Clayton has the Post Holiday Dieting Blues -- TDH Syron
  • Scales to the left of me, scales to the right, here I am -- stuck in the middle with you -- Mary
  • If you make me get on that thing one more time, I'm going to bite you! -- Lynne
  • I'm Debating: Should I get on the thing or throw it out the window? -- Bogie's Mom Hard at Work
  • The last time I got on this thing I swear I heard it laugh! -- Bogie's Mom Hard at Work
  • If I promise to give up the doggie treats will you PLEASE get rid of this thing? -- Bogie the Overweight (and dearly loved) Beagle
  • Thank God the holidays are over!! -- Barbara
  • Just as Clayton thought he escaped the manual scale, the digital one appeared from tub. -- Beaglefax
  • What do you MEAN I can't take my collar off? It's gotta weigh...never mind -- Rhomylly
  • Weight Watchers Day 1: If Fergie can do it, so can I! -- Beaglemom
  • I didn't think 4 loaves of bread would add that many pounds! -- Cheryl
  • Already fallen off the New Year's Resolution wagon -- KK
  • I can't believe I ate the whole thing..... -- Rio & Taylor
  • You really want me to step on that? You have to be joking...Have you seen my backside lately. -- Daisy the Beagle
  • Hey! Can't a guy have a little privacy? -- Tory & JT
  • If I join Weight Watchers, do I get to meet Fergie? -- Rio & Taylor
  • Still in the throes of hound hangover from his dog-food binge, Clayton faces a beagle's worst enemy. -- Brownie Beagle's mom
  • I wish I hadn't eaten that box of cookies. -- kathy Kerr
  • Doggone-it, I thought i lost some!! -- Nathan Cass
  • That can't be right, i only ate two cookies -- arizona baby
  • "Haven't I suffered enough?" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • you're kidding aren't you.... no i am not getting on! -- becky
  • Clayton hopes his latest try has earned him a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records. -- Ernies
  • Hey, I only begged, not my fault and I ain't step'in there..... -- Roger
  • "The collar and tag are AT LEAST two pounds!" -- georgesmom
  • Judgment Day! -- Lisa Moccia
  • You tricked me! I thought it was a box of biscuits! -- Melissa
  • Weigh In at Kramer house. -- Laura DeCotiis
  • I can't believe I ate the whole thing! -- Becky - beaglemom
  • Too many snausages makes too much Clayton. -- Becky - beaglemom
  • Couldn't we just SAY I weigh 25 pounds? Why do I have to prove it??? -- Phil S.
  • Mom, can we hit Dairy Queen before I start my diet? -- Becky - beaglemom
  • With hopes of becoming Subway's new poster boy, Clayton sits for his first professional shoot. -- The Jacksonian Dog
  • Awwww, Mom. There's just more of me to love these days. -- Cindy Butler
  • 35 pounds!! If I take off my collar and medal, this should bring down my weight to a slim 28 pounds -- Oriane Boucher from Canada
  • My weight??? Just a slim 28 pounds... -- Oriane Boucher from Canada
  • Darn! Back to Weight Watchers..... -- Oriane Boucher from Canada
  • ''Nice job, Spenser, you broke the scale!" -- Jasmine's Dude
  • If I have to get on it, then YOU have to take a turn also! -- Gerry
  • How could you ask me to do that. Don't you love me? I thought I knew you better! -- Sean Davis
  • Hey! Throw a few pieces of kibble on that thing and I might step on it! -- Sophie and Adam Burns
  • I gota lay off the dog treats -- Molly
  • Just one more little, teeny, tiny bite mommy, please! -- Will Thompson
  • I should have said no to that pumpkin pie!!!
  • I shouldn't have eaten that taco! -- l st marrtin
  • What does it mean "one at a time?" -- Riley
  • don't make me do this. -- jessica sabo
  • crap! I knew I shouldn't of eaten the kitty crunchies -- laura D
  • Clayton realizes his latest binge has threatened his swimsuit season -- Virginia, Caron, and Drew
  • Wait! Let me take my collar off first. -- Steve
  • these ears weigh too much!!! -- bozo
  • What other implements of the Devil do you have around here? -- Cami
  • Nothing good ever happens in a bathroom. -- C Siding
  • I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!! -- lucy beagle
  • Could someone please open this for me - I'm sure there are more cookies inside! -- terri beagle
  • If only they would get THEIR fat butts off the couch and take me for a WALK! -- stan o
  • i don't think I've lost a pound -- Louis Krell
  • Did you know--the first three letters is Diet are DIE--This sounds painful -- Rosco's Mom
  • My new "Weight-Sniffers" diet is working great! -- no longer beagle-less in nebraska
  • Weigh me? I'd rather have my anal glands expressed! -- Girly Girl
  • I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! -- Mary Bendycki
  • These things lie you know..... -- Joshua
  • Clayton ponders whether or not to go on the Atkins diet!!! -- Seth Remus
  • With dreams of being Subway's next poster boy, Clayton poses for his "before" portfolio. -- Jacksonian Dog II
  • OK..OK..but you have to promise not to look! -- Denise Koser
  • To cute to be fat!!!!! -- rosa martinez
  • Do you want me to step on it? I'm not fat!!!! -- erika jungo
  • I ain't nothin but a pig-dog (B-U-R-P!!!) -- Nancy Nathanson (in memory of Kes)
  • "Weight Watchin' -- Lisa Fisher
  • Oops my bad.................... I think I broke the scale -- Katia
  • You first tubby! -- Fred Washington
  • poo -- Mr. Poo
  • Time to see how badly I've blown the New Year's Resolution before the end of the month. -- D. Philp
  • This will not happen without force or a BIG treat ! -- Erik J Michels
  • "What are you looking at I'm just checking my weight" -- Allie
  • "When we going huntin, every week im gettin heavier" -- Kendall Rusco
  • UUU-GG am I over weight -- Melissa
  • "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -- Kirsten Holley
  • So much for the New Year's resolution-- the rabbit poop tasted so good -- Julie
  • is that scale right or am I getting a little chubby???AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH the scales right!!!!! -- natalie Allen
  • The scale is very broken.It says that I'm..... uh oh!!! -- Emily Hutchinson
  • The holidays aren't that easy! -- Amy P.
  • c'mon, whats a little fib between owner and pet? -- kllightcap
  • We are in the bath room... NOT ANOTHER BATH ALREADY MOM! -- Joanna
  • Too many Super Bowl chips... -- Scott Klein
  • I'll only get on if I can have another biscuit. -- MELISSA THORNTON
  • oh! they're putting me on a diet again!! -- Ron Bishop
  • Awe geesh,....you gotta be kiddin me! -- Deb Jakins
  • Alas, I have a big ass. -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
  • "I will not get on that thing—not for all the cookies in the world!" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • I'm not stepping on it. I was told it makes you cry. -- Fred G. & Sammy Jo
  • I really need to lose those extra holiday pounds! -- Sydney
  • "I'm afraid to look." -- Jenny T. Gooddog