The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

January 4, 2002

Having missed biology class at obedience school,
Scooter commits an embarrassing series of blunders.

Congratulations to Priscilla, winners of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was C. Siding for:

    Ok, now, how big do you want the lapels?


The other captions:

  • I'll show you mine if you show me yours -- Tristan Old Chook
  • Listen ear mate! -- Nova Parkinson
  • Scooter displays his teenage mutant ninja beagle moves for an underly impressed Clayton. -- Dawn Eng
  • In training for the beagle olympics, Scooter goes for the quick, surprise takedown. -- rusty blue
  • Come on Clayton, we can make the WWBeagle smackdown! -- Emmitt's Mom
  • Scooter, keep scratching, itch almost gone. -- MaryAnn Michaels
  • Scooter, "The Rock", Kramer puts the "smack down" on his weary opponent. -- Bunny Beagle
  • Dick Clark may still be able to "do the Watusse", but I'll sit this one out. -- Bob
  • Scooter attempts walking upright with a little balancing assistance from Clayton. -- KK
  • Scooter: "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaa!! Clayton: "Oh, grow up!"" -- molly beagle eng
  • Tag! You're it!!!! -- Laura DeCotiis
  • Please don't leave home to join the Beagle Bridgade. -- sam,zoey and romeo
  • No! It's my turn to lead -- Meg Az.
  • After another long night of watching "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".... -- Kate P
  • Scooter wants to practice his new dance moves with Clayton! -- Elvis (the sweetest beagle ever)
  • Clayton wants no part of Sumo wrestling with Scooter. -- KimK
  • Scooter, you'll never make it in the WWF! -- Maggie's mom
  • OK, you two brace yourselves. The best part is they'll go nuts tring to figure out how I escaped. -- C. Siding
  • After watching the Chinese circus the boys develop a new escape plan. -- C. Siding
  • "Shall we dance, dum-ta-dum...." -- Meg Beagle Gooddog
  • Scooter manages to come up with a wee drop of remaining testosterone. -- Casey Gooddog (mine's all gone, I think)
  • Scooter has great enthusiasm, but absolutely no knowledge of anatomy. -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • You're supposed to hump the rump, dummy! -- Zoey Gooddog
  • Move a little to the left.. yep.. right there. Now be still - I think I can make it over the fence. -- Hunter
  • "Square those shoulders! Straighten that back, Old Man! You've gotten a little TOO cuddly!" -- Rob Mikesh
  • Come on Clayton, a good tussle will cheer you up! -- Scott
  • No, I still can't reach the cookie jar. -- Priscilla
  • Wait a minute -- this isn't fox trot music! -- Priscilla
  • "I'm not dancing unless I can be the lead!" -- Melissa
  • Scooter demonstrates the latest chiropractic techniques on his unwilling assistant. -- Julia and Moose
  • Life in the crate did have certain advantages -- Abby & Kiki
  • put up your paws -- Zoe
  • Ruff,Ruff Doggy Style,Ruff,Ruff -- Scout
  • "A little to the left sweetie, .... OK, a lot to the left!!" -- Kelly
  • He aint heavy, he's my bruva -- Charlie Hill-Parkinson
  • Scooter's chiropractic training finally pays off. -- Rosalie
  • The battle beween the dogs -- tialuver
  • "I'm begging you! please go to the vet for me!" -- Isabel
  • I told you before Scooter I don't like to dance...but go through the motions if you must ! -- Steph
  • are you gonna play with me or what ????? -- zoe
  • Clayton! It's so good to have you back! -- Rob M.
  • Clayton hates the rule that "you gotta dance with the one what brung ya" -- Meg R.
  • Scooter goes in to the takle...But can Clayton make it!!!!!! -- tialuver
  • Going for the pin, Scooter tries his latest wrestling manuever. -- Cara
  • Who put too much punch in your eggnog??? -- D. Philp
  • "Give your father a hug"...(from Austin Powers movie) -- Patti
  • Mom said you're not allowed to jump up -- I'm just doing my job! -- Linda Forrest
  • Who needs a chiropractor when you have Dr. Scooter? -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • Crouching Scooter, Hidden Clayton -- Abby & Kiki
  • Hode de fone! Stop de bus! Get offa me ya brute! -- Charlie Hill-Parkinson
  • Sheer brutality won't win me over -- Lexus Millar-Parkinson
  • WBWF -- The World Beagle Wresting Federation -- TjL
  • Scooter, I just don't feel like dancing. -- SAM
  • get off of me you pup im to old for your games -- zoe
  • Yes, I CAN pick you up! I've been working out! Hold still, I'll show you. -- SidneyRoo Crowder
  • Scooter, I will NOT practice Beagle Ballet while they are watching! Have some pride, man! -- Lisa C.
  • Listen...do you want to know a secret????? -- Tristan Old Chook
  • The Irresistable Force meets the Immovable Object -- Becky Froberg
  • We HaVe To Go PlaY! yEs I sAiD pLaY! -- kelsen
  • Beagles are playful!! -- melissa whipple
  • Captain Scooter attempts the bear hug in the Beagle Wrestling Championship. -- Mrs. Mikesh
  • Shall we dance? -- Joyce Adams
  • Scooter wishes he'd brought along his handcuffs and whip. -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • A Beagle Just Can't Resist A Hug! -- Jennifer
  • Not today! -- Howard & Molly
  • This yard is a secure zone - I need to see that Dog License (Officer Scoot of the Dog National Guard -- Virginia Michaels and Lady Beagle
  • Not tonight dear, I have a headache -- Ronnie Rosenberg