The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter

February 4, 2004

"Phillip...may I call you Phillip? What can I do to get you to sign tonight?"

Congratulations to Nancy in Phoenix,
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Craig "Beagle Lover for:

I can beat you to the remote, old man.

The other captions:

  • Tell me again why I should raise your allowance of Scooby Snacks? -- Scout's other half
  • YOU ARE TELLING ME BEAGLES ON THE WEB WILL BE AT THE SUPER BOWL HALF TIME -- SUNNY FLORES
  • The interrogation of Scooter continues. The hot sauce was brought in to deter lies. -- Doc Holiday's (Beagle Extraordinaire) Mom
  • C'mon boy, too many evidences, admit it. Mum and I won't play "good cop - bad cop" any longer! -- a. from europe
  • Dad and Scooter finally have that SEX TALK, reluctantly Scooter explains everything. -- 1-0-1(I can see the ground)
  • The name's Scooter MacGyver, I'm here to make you a cast out of duct tape and this mountain dew can. -- Indy's Dad (PS. Feel Better, Spenser!)
  • So a dog walks into a bar..... -- Earl Longpaws
  • Scooter calls to order the weekly Kramer family meeting -- Karne Klein
  • Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets dinner ready... -- jake
  • We're watching Lassie, OK ? -- Alex
  • Where's the beef? -- Lady & Tramp
  • Hey what about dessert? -- Lady & Tramp
  • But the Eagles' defensive ends are not run stuffers, so the Patriots might attack the edges, right? -- Janis Detloff
  • Daddy, when I grow up, I'm going to be a doctor or woodworker just like you. -- Judy S
  • So, tell me, how has your day been? -- QT Pi
  • What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys. See you later, can I have them please? -- M. Wold
  • The boys enjoyed their weekly debrief over supper and a beer. -- maggie moo's mum
  • Dad, Come on it's not as though I'm still a pup; can't we negotiate this 11 o'clock curfew. -- Peachy Triangle Beagle Rescue
  • Well, Scooter, if you invest one greenie a month, you can retire at age 47. -- rusty blue
  • So... you want to borrow the car? -- Ally and Abby's Dad
  • "Scooter, explain to me again how my diagnosis was flawed?" -- J. Syron
  • Look here ...we need to talk about you hoarding the taco sauce! -- Amy and Roxy
  • After a night of wild gaming and debauchery, it comes down to the final two! -- Lennie's dad
  • Please believe me Scooter, contrary to what you overheard, the world is not "going to the dogs." -- Debra Coombs
  • The re-enactment of Kramer vs. Kramer--Twenty-Five years later -- Beagle Bagel momma
  • "I'll trade you MY water for YOUR dew..." -- Matt T.
  • No no, I insist. My treat! -- Lulu and Gumbo
  • I bet I can keep my paw on the table longer than you can keep your paw on your head! -- 1-0-1
  • Board meeting of the east coast MENSA chapter. -- 1-0-1
  • No, Scooter, you can't go to Cancun for spring break! -- Antonio Leone
  • I said.....give.....me.....my.....food...... -- Kramer the wonderdog
  • Dad, more water please. That tabasco sauce was really hot. -- kcbeagle-NY
  • It's time for another 'father and son' talk. -- Dave Y.
  • so,whats your problem today -- Kimberly
  • All paw-litics is local. -- Susan Niebur
  • "Yes, but will social security be there for me?" -- Dupont Beagle
  • scene from the indie-flim hit "My Dinner With Phil" (Scooter Productions Ltd. 2005) -- Steven Spielbark
  • Phil and Scooter spend a late Friday night discussing politics, women, and sports -- Luv Beagles
  • Scooter has finally taken what he thinks is rightfully his...the seat at the head of the table. -- Scooby's Mom
  • NHL Lockout, Day 142. Both sides still don't see eye to eye. -- Scooby's Mom
  • Scooter - Please may I have some Dew? Water only goes so far!!.......Dad - For the last time....NO! -- ladyrachellynn
  • So, we're in agreement then. This teleconference is a bust! -- Carol Hamlin
  • "Phil, we need to talk. You're turning into a real hypochondriac, your carrying a stethoscope!" -- 1-0-1
  • "You are getting sleepy, Dad. Your eyes are getting heavy, sleep, sleep, slleeeep" -- 1-0-1
  • "So you're a Doctor, eh! what other qualifications do you have that we can use?" -- 1-0-1
  • No, Dad, you can't put Tabasco sauce in the Mountain Dew -- Peggy & Abby
  • "So how do you feel about President Bush's social security reforms?" -- Pepper & Pumpkin
  • Maybe we should consider cutting down on the Caffeine. -- sam,zoey,romeo and buddy
  • "So, how was your day?" -- sean otis
  • I only want to drive the car around the block once. Or maybe twice. Or maybe all night. -- Abby Wabby Kins
  • But you told me to sell the Apple computer stock last year!! -- Lily and Abby
  • No, Scooter, I don't know where puppies come from. Why don't you go ask your mother? -- K Spivey
  • You guys have your own cell phones, and now you want your own Palm Pilots?!! -- Benny's Mom
  • Dr. Kramer and Scooter contemplate the President's State of the Union Address -- brenda crispin
  • What are you staring at? -- Rosie, the hound
  • Scooter talks to managment about the lack of good service around here. -- Buddy & Penny R.
  • So, what do i say to that? --
  • What are you doing sitting at the table! -- Brandy
  • "I've been bashing Chardonnay since long before it became fashionable to do that." -- Jody Rich
  • "Waiter, would you please bring us a doggie bag?" -- Mark
  • "Are you sure you gave the pizza delivery man the right address?" -- Kate
  • "Remember Scooter, tomorrow it's your turn to cook dinner so I can eat with Laurie." -- Bev Clarke
  • Mountain Dew ??? Yuck. -- Joel
  • Shows how smart you are --
  • Hey Slave,Where's my food? --
  • Mr. Nyborg, I'm only in town for one night, and I have these great parcels of land... -- Glengarry Glen Ross
  • "So you think the Eagles are going to win the Superbowl?" -- Melissa
  • make the call, order the pizza, and no one gets hurt -- Heather FaerieStar
  • O.K, this is how you play..whoever blinks first is the loser -- Dixie and Kirby Beagle
  • Honey, our man is at the table again... should bring him back to the breeder ... -- Wondicky in Tokyo
  • Honey, do not get angry, I broke the car again... -- Wondicky in Tokyo
  • Now YOU tell ME where you hid the bones ! -- Urara
  • You smell another beagle ! Where have you been ? -- Urara
  • Management has a long talk with Scooter about his attitude toward the customers. -- Buddy & Penny R.
  • Phil and Scooter discuss Bill Bellacheck's brilliant coaching strategies -- Hopeful Pats fan
  • "OK!, I got it now Scooter, the foot bone is connected to the leg bone. The leg bone is.... -- 1-0-1
  • GOT LUNCH?? -- AUTUMN
  • And that, Scooter, is where little baby beagles come from..... -- Lucy and Josh's Mom
  • I really think that Wolf Blitzer makes more sense than Paula Zhan (that bird-hater) -- Virginia Michaels and Lady Beagle (in memoriam)
  • What did ever happen to the axis of beagle? -- Otis Longpaws
  • Now if it's not too much trouble, I would like my dinner promptly at 5 with a biscuit on the side. -- Marie Butkewicz
  • Two Aces! Beat that chump -- Emily
  • I know you've had a hard day, Dad. You can tell your troubles to me. (pay me in food!) -- Julie's kids
  • "so I sez to da guy, I sez, 'ya call dis a biscuit? dis is strickly from hungah' " -- Ring Larf-dner
  • DOGGIE DINER -- Mark
  • "Explain to me why quitting school to tour with your rock band is a good career move." -- Randy
  • "But Scooter, fatherhood is a big responsibility." -- Kate