The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

August 30, 2002

"Sorry...Scooter's on his lunch break....Can I take a message?"

Congratulations to Caron, Drew & Virginia too :),
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Chris Oberst for:

    Lingering resentment after the "pepperoni vs. Canadian bacon" argument...

The other captions:

  • "I'm sorry but my clients cannot accept a three-treat salary cap." -- Carlos Vazquez
  • And for a pledge of only 100 dollars, you get an attractive, housebroken beagle! -- molly eng
  • No, that's one extra large pizza with everything and a side order of Snausages. -- Emmitt's Mom
  • ...yes, that's correct, reservations for four at 6pm. -- Bob Brown
  • "Well sure 'My Three Sons' was a good show, but you should see what I'm working on now!" -- Marty F. & Barney
  • Scooter looks wistfully at his own legs, wishing they were as hairy as dad's. -- Trixie and SnoopyLou the Beagles
  • "Hello, Terminix? The spray doesn't seem to be working....they're multipling" -- Bailey's Dad
  • Hello, Round Table Pizza? Three large with extra pepperoni. -- Meg Az.
  • Yea mom... Okay mom... Sure mom... ... WHAT?!! YOU'RE MOVING IN WHEN???? -- Barb Shaw
  • One of these objects is not like the others -- KK
  • The president's advisory committee in action. -- Edie Kachler
  • "not much just sittin' arround with the guys watch' the game" --
  • "Yes, this is an emergency: I don't know who put the CrazyGlue in the upholstery cleaner" -- zoey,sam and romeo
  • "No, this is NOT the Kramer Veterinary Clinic." -- Casey Gooddog
  • "Scooter can't come to the phone right now. May I take a message?" -- Meg Gooddog
  • "Yes, the Kramer Quartet does weddings, funerals, and bar mitzvahs." -- Zoey Gooddog
  • "Sorry, Spenser wants AT&T, Clayton Sprint, and Scooter MCI, so we can't switch carriers right now." -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • Please hold for the next available beagle. -- Maggie the Beagle
  • A phone call to Pizza Delivery always draws a crowd. -- Marilyn and Chaos
  • "Nah, just watching "Air Bud" again. You?" -- Janis Detloff
  • "Sorry, but Matisse is out. May I take a message?" -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • One big happy beagle family! :) -- Melissa
  • Hello. Yes, I'm looking for a babysitter for my three little boys. -- Betty Titus
  • I said send me Beach Towels but they sent Beagles. Must be the cellular static. -- Cara
  • I can't talk now, I'm surrounded by a group masquerading as beagles! -- Deb Coombs
  • The New Jersey Neurological Association gets set up for a teleconference. -- Fran the birthday girl Finch
  • What do you mean Rocky Rosenberg is at Newark Airport giving this address! -- Augie Rosenberg
  • "Excuse me, my beagle got into my cloning maching. Yes, I'll hold." -- no longer beagle-less in nebraska!!!!
  • "It's OK, Mom. We allow the boys on the white couch once a week." -- Judy S.
  • Yes, yes, the gang is all here. I'll put them on speaker phone now. -- Susan
  • "No, I'm sure no one here ordered a case of pig ears." -- Priscilla
  • You're in luck - we just happen to have three in stock. What size do you need? -- Kichwa Tembo
  • Sure, I have room for one more! -- Gina
  • "Sorry, we can't go - we've all been grounded." -- Jasmine's sidekick
  • Com' on Scooter...this is a conference call! -- max and lucy beagle
  • Rx for the aftermath of a scary car accident: hug your beagles and order pizza. -- Meg R.
  • While ordering take-out, Phillip suddenly has the urge for chicken wings. -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • Com`on dad lets go play!! Get off the phone -- Chrisssy
  • The new singing sinsations , THE BEAGLES -- Brandi and Charlie
  • I'm sorry, Scooter is indisposed at the moment, May I take a message? -- Linda
  • Who's calling?...Yes she's here....Scooter! Scooter stop bathing you have a call.. -- Rebekah
  • The others distracted, Spenser thinks... "Just a nudge... a nudge." -- Michelle Mikesh
  • "Laurie, you promised you'd be home by now! I have things to do." -- Tom in Iowa
  • "No, officer...my dog did NOT call 911." -- Tom in Iowa
  • "Hello, Doggie Cookie Carry-Out?....." -- Tom in Iowa
  • "Hello, Is this Beagles Anonymous? ......"It is ?......."Great, I'd like to enroll" -- David P
  • this conversation is going nowhere -- dreama miller
  • Hello? Hello? Dang! Gotta get that paw phone checked. -- Steven Eng
  • "I'm sorry, Mrs. Murray...this is the home of "Beagle-mania"...not "Beattle-mania""... -- Tom in Iowa
  • I'm sorry, he's eating his own leg at the moment. Can I take a message? -- D+J
  • "Yes, that's right, it's an infestation....you say you can come tomorrow?" -- Webster Beagle
  • "Hello, L.L. Bean? I hate to bark at you like this, but you sent me the wrong color shirt!" -- Marcy
  • "Hello, Pizza-Pizza? Three large pizzas with chicken, beef and horsemeat, please." -- Tom in Iowa
  • I would like to order 3 large cheese pizzas - with xtra cheese , please !!! -- JerryCargo@aol.com
  • "But Officer, that howling can't be coming from this house!" -- Mary M.
  • tick-tock tich-tock -- melinie
  • "Oh, the dogs are doing just fine!" -- Alison
  • Sniffing butt -- Sean
  • I CANT COME OVER RIGHT NOW, THE BOYS AND I ARE BUSY DOING GUY STUFF! -- A AGETT, KL LIGHTCAP
  • "well i gotta go 3 dogs are houndin me to use the Phone" -- Rachel
  • I wish he would get off of that phone. I am so hungry I have to chew on my leg.... -- Rex Hazzard
  • Yes, I'd like to order 3 large pies, extra cheese please! -- Thavy
  • Scooter can't come to the phone right now may I take a message? -- Cindy Peterson
  • Honest Doc...One of them got wet and then I had three. -- Shandy Corwin
  • A dog that digs and howls? Sorry, we don't have a single dog that would fit that description. -- Martin William Jefferson Rosenberg
  • Please, Dad! Could you just pay the ransom so they'll let me go? -- Pumba Crispin
  • "Sorry, no. Spenser Kramer is NOT interested in subscribing to The New York Times." -- Jack Gooddog
  • yeah, we're watching barney -- ariel abe
  • Hey Dad, don't forget the extra pepperoni! -- Fred & Cheryl & Sammy Jo
  • The Boys feign innocence as Phillip takes a call about the neighbors missing bagels. -- Rosco's mom
  • 911, sick beagle -- Howard Knoebel
  • Yes I was waiting to talk to Dr. Phil on the topic of "Men who love too much"... -- TjL