The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

August 3, 2001

Clayton, pet detective, finally discovers the answer
to the question, "Does a bear poo in the woods?"

Congratulations to Bob, winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was molly b. eng for:
    Whoa! Maybe I should lay off of that fermented deer poop!

The other captions:

  • Oh my, I don't think this is the little stuffed guy I kicked off the bed this morning! -- Emmitt's Mom
  • Are You My Mommy? -- Martha Kobliska
  • If there's a bear here, then there must be porridge nearby! -- SidneyRoo Crowder
  • "If you go down in the woods today you're sure to get a surprise!" -- Rosalie
  • Hmmmm..........Is that you,Scooter? --
  • Bear with me now...... -- Dawn Eng
  • ...and he said "Are you my mother?" but the bear just kept eating berries. -- Dee and Max
  • Nice to smell ya! -- CherriJean
  • "I put up with that gol-darned poodle, but a BEAR is too much!" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • "Okay, Buster -- if you're a beagle, let's hear you aroooooooo!" -- Meg Beagle Gooddog (who can arooooooo)
  • "Are my parents getting another pet? I can't bear it!" -- Casey Gooddog
  • Excuse me please, but do you have any Grey Poupon? -- Deweley
  • "Lions and tigers and at least one bear, oh my!" -- Meg Beagle Gooddog
  • are you my mommy? -- Kristi Tucker
  • Bear hunting, Clayton style. -- Becky F.
  • Is THAT why we need a hound glove??? -- Reagler Beagler
  • "Which way to the porridge?" -- Nena
  • "Someone's been sleeping in my bed". The story doesn't fit the reality, thought Clayton. -- Beagle Boy
  • Is it real? Or is it memorex? -- L. Putzke
  • I am telling you, I had nothing to do with the missing porridge! -- kllightcap
  • It's true! Big Bear IS a Mountain! -- The Bolthole Beagles
  • I ate all the porridge! -- Molly Fuller
  • Man, what a stiff. -- Cara
  • I wonder if I'll be that big if I eat all my food... -- Melissa
  • "Hrm... if you could get in, that must mean the fence is down again!! Free at last!!!" -- TjL
  • Only YOU can prevent forest fires -- Jenny in Illinois
  • "Hmmmm," thought Clayton, minus his contact lenses, "That's the biggest darn Beagle I've ever seen!" -- Bo
  • this smell, the smell it must be hunnnnnnneeeyyyyyy -- Megan
  • Phillip-how big you've gotten! -- gitty
  • Get lost, bear! This is beagle territory!" -- Tim Sousa
  • Does a Bear Sh*t in the woods? If so, I'll eat it! -- Linda Forrest
  • Hey! What's this. -- Molly & Howard
  • Errrrrrr, boss I found something!!! -- Alex B
  • So, are you telling me that you're NOT my mother?! -- Sarah Bommarito
  • Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you. What will it be, Clayton? -- Spike
  • "Follow you where?! But I bearly know you!" -- Baxter Beagle
  • I Tarzan, you Jane?? -- Charlie & Angie Beagle
  • I won't tell about the honey you stole but you have to share it with ME! -- Pumba Crispin
  • Are you my mommy? -- Jennifer Roller
  • Which way to the honey? -- Ace
  • While strolling in the woods, Brownielocks meets one of the three beagles. -- Rosalie
  • Clayton breaks into a chorus of "Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear" -- Rosalie
  • Well, I ain't ever seen a bear that I didn't like. What's your name?? -- Ricky Morgan
  • Are you my mother? -- Cheryl & Sammy Jo
  • They must think I'm really stupid! This smells like beaver food, not beagle food. -- D. Philp
  • Beagle Weight Watchers Support Group. -- Sam,Zoey and Romeo
  • "He LOOKS like a bear and he's as BIG as a bear, so why does he smell like a tree?" -- Meg Beagle Gooddog
  • "You may be big, but can you AROOOOO-OO-OOOO?" -- Casey Gooddog
  • The mighty hunter cuts out his prey from the herd of fake bears. -- Rosalie
  • Come here often? -- Meg Az.
  • Excuse me....are you on the way to the Teddy Bear's Picnic? -- Angie & Charlie Beagle
  • "Beagles are smarter than the average bear" -- Hubble and Cassie
  • If you go out in the woods today, Your're sure of a big surprise! -- Angie & Charlie Beagle
  • Did you say PICNIC BASKET?!! -- Duke
  • WOW! That's one big RABBIT!!! -- Rebecca
  • that dont belong here this is my spot grrrraaaaaawwwwwwlllllll -- Joe
  • Lets go tear up some garbage cans!!!!!!!!! -- BJ
  • Hello there, Mr. Bear. Would you like some Fluffernutters? -- Spikey
  • "Is this one of those bear-dead collies?" -- Joey Gooddog
  • "Look, Mom, he's bearfoot!" -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • i can take him down!!!!!!!!!! -- twobears
  • waaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzup!!!!!! -- carolyn
  • I know you didn't just put a fake bear here. -- Robert
  • roof!!! -- john
  • ...and beagles, oh my -- kyle
  • Sniff, Sniff, hmm, doesn't smell edible. -- Kerrythistle