The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

April 11, 2003

Clayton leaves the Beagle Brigade for a
more lucrative job in the private sector.

Congratulations to Meg R.,
winner of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was Bobbie for

    Uh, what do you mean "cut the blue wire" - I'm colorblind!


The other captions:

  • Example of how not to discharge a capacitor. -- Cindy Butler
  • Hey! somone has stolen all the pages of our website! where are all my pictures? Oh my God!We are ruined -- Silvia
  • Mmmmmmm...... Chips....... -- Hobbes
  • They just don't make them like they used to, do they mom? -- Kellie Lightcap
  • The problem here is that someone ate your CPU! -- Drew, Caron, and Virginia
  • Red to red, blue to blue, black to black... -- KK
  • If i could just find my bone!!! --
  • Now where did he throw that bone again? -- Heather
  • Microchips! Can I eat those? -- Dan F
  • I finally found my bone! -- Alyson Gilpin
  • But *where* are the cookies stored? -- rusty blue eng
  • I thought you said there were chips in here? -- Bailey's Momma
  • I smell a bug... -- Rhomylly and Herman
  • Clayton, computer geek, sniffs for problems. -- Tamara Hicks Syron
  • "You say your computer crashed?" -- Tamara Hicks Syron
  • Where are all the nibbles and bites I keep hearing about?? -- Becky F.
  • Clayton checks out the new food dish. -- Tamara Hicks Syron
  • "Just replace the motherboard and upgrade the CPU and you're good to go." -- Buttercup
  • Mom (huff), Dad (puff), I've found those gremlins that've been goofing up the computer! -- Bogie's Mom Hard at Work
  • Well, here's your problem -- mm12
  • Hello, Are You My Motherboard ? -- zoey, sam and romeo
  • OH MAN. YOUR HARD DRIVE IS BLOWN. GIMME A BISCUIT. -- Daisy Thornton, Miss Beagle America and Human Obedience Instructor
  • "Just bite the red wire, Clayton!" "I'm sorry , Scooter, but I'm a dog and DOGS ARE COLORBLIND!" -- D'Erin
  • Yum! I love these tasty gigabytes! -- Linn
  • Spencer discovers that computer chips are not what he thought they were. -- Marilyn and Chaos
  • I could swear she said this computer had a mouse!!!! -- Eileen
  • Seriously, I can fix this thing, I swear. Payment in cookies please! -- Cheryl Smith
  • I see your problem, the dip switch settings are incorrect -- Oscar & Linus
  • It's gotta be the "Mother Board." -- eaglehaven
  • No...no mice in here. -- Roxy and Amy
  • hmm, oh I see the problem here, you have the sound card hooked up to the fatherboard..., -- Spenser's Admirer
  • This concludes the Beagle A+ Certification course. Nice Job! -- Maggie & Zoey's Mom
  • hmm, how old is this modem, is that ram 250 hrtz, you need a dvd drive for beagle compatability -- beagle boy
  • Clayton, hearing that there were chips in the computer searches vigourously -- beagleboy
  • The new dog chew toy - lets them byte all they want! -- Ronnie and beagle Indy
  • See, Mom, I told you the video card was shot. -- Spike
  • I know there's a cookie in here somewhere! -- Emmitt's Aunt
  • The Daily Digital tech crew checks the server for the dreaded "Scam the Pooch" virus. -- beaglefax
  • Those computer technicians! Lots of sniffing around, but they still can't find all the bugs. -- Scrappy, Billy, and Maggie's mom
  • The CPU board looks good, but you need a new memory card. Don't worry, I'll give you a discount :-) -- Danny
  • The little-known beagle instinct for web mastery. -- J. Syron
  • Where are those mega-bites everyone's talking about? -- Brownie Beagle's Mom
  • A little beagle know how.. I can fix it... or, can I eat it?? It sure smells good!! -- Patty Catania
  • Clayton beta-tests WindowsArrrooThousand -- Brownie Beagle's Mom
  • I heard there were cookies in here! -- Melissa
  • "But where are all the little people who write Mom letters?" -- Meg Gooddog
  • "I smell BUGS!" -- Casey Gooddog
  • sniffing for drugs? -- Sara
  • I knew if I looked hard enough, I'd find the hidden treats! -- Jason
  • Typical beagle... always looking for a byte!! -- Carolyn Wasserlauf
  • "I was misled by the use of the term 'chips' " -- no longer beagle-less in nebraska
  • I do believe the processor has overheated -- Howard & Molly
  • "I think the mouse is in here." -- JP in Columbus, ohio
  • You put this thangamagig over here and put that doohicky over there.... -- Karen
  • Hmm...Yes, if you move this it should.. BINGO! --
  • mmmm...tastes like chicken! -- friend-o'-Hildy
  • You paid how much and it doesn't even come with a biscut??? -- Mrs. Bee A. Gull
  • give me another minute and i will have this thing up and running again -- az baby
  • maybe my bone is in here!!!! -- erika martinez
  • i thing that something smell good in here !!!! -- alicia martinez
  • Always looking for a byte. -- WeLoveBeagles
  • I see the problem. It's your woofers. -- ChiefBellyScratcher
  • The R&D Team is re-evaluating the Beagle Disk Drive. -- Calvin K. Peanut
  • I wonder what all these strings are? Hey i think i smell Kibbles and bitts! Yea I do mmm tastey -- Katie
  • I wonder if Bill Gates started small. -- The Hound of Renown and Company
  • Yep, I see the problem. Somebody left too many cookies on the hard drive. -- D. Philp
  • "...Overclocking your motherboard requires a large tricolor heatsink..." -- Sir John
  • If I move this wire over here.... -- Busta Knuckle
  • MMM ! Annother "fried mouse" in your hard drive !!! -- Nwrednk
  • Yeah, just what I thought: a bad motherboard. Cost ya $300 and a bag of Snausages. -- Gomer Smallberries
  • The problem was soon found out! A piece of kibble was causing a short circuit! -- Denis Doucette
  • OK Dad, the card goes in here, and the you hook the cable up over there. -- Becky - beaglemom
  • I wish these humans would keep their noses out of things they don't understand. -- Becky - beaglemom
  • Spenser: For Hire -- Becky - beaglemom
  • "Get me a screwdriver, will you, Scooter?" -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • Clayton wins the Best Computer Enginear of the Year Award!!!!!!!! -- Beagle_Luver
  • I know he hid that bone in here somewhere ! -- weird1
  • I thought the red wire belonged over here -- Gene Doris
  • HA! Bet they didn't know I used to work in Silicon Valley. . . -- Robin
  • The smartest dog on the planet finally met it's match --
  • Chip? Did someone say there were chips in here?? -- Kramer the Beagle
  • Now this wire, goes here, and...Ah, heck, I'll just chew on it. -- Thomas Jones
  • i've always wondered what a processor tasted like -- aaron s.
  • Well, the red wires have a faint strawberry flavor, the yellows are kind of lemon-y... -- arlene
  • Hmm...I'll need a couple jumpers, and a leash for...ehem....a CABLE for my primary master. -- Richie
  • Byte me! I can't fix this thing! Send it to the computer repairman! -- Sophie and the beagles
  • I was just looking for a byte, honest! -- Buffalo
  • "No weapons of mass destruction found here either Mr. President!" -- Andy Koser
  • It looks to me like all you need is a modem and we're ready to surf the net!!! -- Deana Brouillard
  • Mother Board--I thought he said Mother BONE! -- Rosco's Mom
  • "Sniffing out all the bugs" -- Susan Biggers
  • After watching Mom order his favorite treats online, Clayton is disappointed to find the box empty. -- Marcy
  • Clayton feverishly looks for internet cookies thinking they are edible -- Jasper,Daisy, and Julia
  • I know, I shouldn't have taken the computer apart without adult supervision." -- Wild and Wonderful Hound