The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

April 5, 2002

I'm dead. Can't you see I'm dead?
Why are you still torturing me??

Congratulations to Muggsey, JRT, Philadelphia,
winner of this week's caption contest!


This week's runner-up was KK for:

    On a whim, Spenser requests a French Manicure instead of the usual "Frosted Bisque" polish.


The other captions:

  • When this is finished you can have your massage and mud bath. -- Joan
  • The things I go thru to be more handsome. -- Barkely's Mom
  • Phil would you please hurry up........... -- MaryAnn Michaels
  • It's hard work maintaining my stellar good looks. -- Emmitt's Mom
  • And when you're done with my pedicure, I'd like to get a massage. -- Chip and Annie Beagle
  • Please put a high gloss on my nails...I have a date tonight. -- Spike
  • This pedicure is great but I can't wait for the mud pack! -- Karen Davis
  • You tricked me!!!! I thought you were going to rub my belly!!! -- William L Davis
  • After you are done with this i was thinkin sauna,bubble bath...... you know....the works. . . -- sniffer
  • A day at the spa: after a relaxing full-body massage there is nothing like a pedicure. -- Betty, beagle-wanna-be, Philadelphia
  • Beauty Tips from a Beagle -- Laura DeCotiis
  • The things I have to go through for a simple belly scratch. -- Maggie the Beagle
  • Spenser's weekly visits to the local spa are helping him with his relaxation protocols. -- the Chaos Beagles
  • "The massage and sauna were great, but the pedicure is definitely overrated." -- Duke
  • Time for my pawdicure -- K
  • Spenser ponders whether he is receiving a manicure or a pedicure. -- Chris Oberst
  • Hey Marge what happened to my soak in Palmolive -- nbc
  • I hate when they do this to me! Hurry up you are hurting me! -- Precious and BeBe Beagle
  • Palmolive really does make your paws softer! -- Beth Elder
  • First the trim, then the acrylics, then the airbrush. -- T. Hicks Syron
  • After my pedicure, I'd like a massage, and then a facial... -- Melissa
  • Wait, how much does this manicure cost? -- Emily And her loveable beagle
  • Although this was torture enough I knew that there were even more cruel methods to be used than this -- Arne Olsen
  • I should have paid him back the $20. -- Bob
  • "Cutting them is okay, but I draw the line at nail polish." -- Meg Gooddog
  • Duke was a sure thing I tell ya! A sure thing! -- Bob
  • "A pedicure makes me feel like such a sissy!" -- Casey Gooddog
  • Not every beagle has a physician to cut his toenails! -- Zoey Gooddog
  • "And then I told my friend Madge, "Madge" I said, "He's just a no good bum...and she said.... -- Penny
  • A Study in Stoic Resignation. -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • This week on the WWF, Stone Cold takes on the Woofinator... -- Bucky
  • Unbeknown to anyone, Captain Siding had secretly taken up a second job... -- Beagle Boy
  • Ah the good life! A massage, shampoo, manucure, make-up, and then a dinner at ''Chez Beagle'' -- Oriane Boucher, from Canada
  • "I'm gonna bleed to death! Oh, I know I'm gonna bleed to death! I'm gonna bleed to death!" -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • this dog is dead, let me steal his paw! -- stabboon
  • Nailed yet again, Spenser gives up in despair. -- Rosalie
  • Look at cinnamon resting, getting a manicure. -- Jonathan
  • I hate it when the salon is booked and Dad has to do my pedicure instead! -- Emmitt Greene
  • Manicure, pedicure.... keeping the beauty sucks.... -- Larissa Furtado - Brazil
  • I would like for you to do a better job painting my nails this time! -- Buddy Davidson
  • OH NO!!!....HERE SHE COMES AGAIN!!!!!!!!! -- Tonya
  • I'll confess! Just not the nails, PLEASE, not the nails!!! --
  • I TOLD you these nail tips were NOT a good idea! -- Becky Rowe snowbird@locl.net
  • Did I also mention I wanted the french nail look -- Marge Szyjka
  • So this is what is meant by a 'pet-acure.' -- Fred G. (the Dad) & Sammy Jo
  • Easy on the cuticles!! And make sure you silk-wrap! -- Michelle
  • when you're finished, massage my shoulders -- khan
  • Okay! I give up...the snack box is hidden behind the couch. -- Michelle in Phoenix
  • Clipping my nails again.... well at least I will get some girls!! -- Jessica Philp
  • Ahhhhh A Manicure!!!!!!!! -- Marie
  • major surgery -- Howard Knoebel
  • The Kramers practice Meditation Techniques for the Beagle -- Rosco's Mom
  • The things I put up with to be attractive to my sweet little ME ME!! --
  • Make sure you get my pinky, I think I have a hang nail. -- Lynne
  • How High the Moon!!!! -- Mike Charsinsky
  • You can torture me all you want, but I'm still not telling you where I buried Clayton's bones -- TjL
  • You can torture me all you want, but I'm still not telling you where I buried Matisse -- TjL
  • Today on "The Makeover Story".... -- TjL
  • I think maybe a nice shade of red this time, and don't forget the high buff... -- TjL
  • Spenser can't bear to watch as the little piggy who stayed home feels the guillotine's coup de grace -- Ruby
  • Thank goodness it's just Clip not that SNIP again! -- sammy and romeo